Tess Daly

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Tess Daly

Postby Pansy Puff » 08 Oct 2017, 19:32

Bloody hell her arms are long. She's like a female Mr Tickle. Ms Tickle. Let's call her Tess Tickle.
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