Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

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Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Nit Picking Prick » 26 Sep 2017, 23:17

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?

What was the last bad idea you had?
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby toomanyhatz » 27 Sep 2017, 00:15

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door? - I'm never on my own, but I'm sure I would.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log? - A mog in a fog.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey? - Depends who's leading. A 6, maybe.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be? - Dust.

What was the last bad idea you had? - You mean besides opening this thread? Probably the three donuts I had yesterday morning.
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby trans-chigley express » 27 Sep 2017, 00:54

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?
No

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?
Frog

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?
I've been involved with archeological digs and they're very boring. In Surrey it would be doubly so. 3

What's under your bed that shouldn't be? -
Dust. Lots of it.

What was the last bad idea you had?
Agreeing to sign up for a half road marathon. I don't do road running ☹️

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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Charlie O. » 27 Sep 2017, 01:25

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door? #2s - always. #1s - sometimes.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log? The latter, though I'm generally happy to meet dogs most other places.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey? 3.5

What's under your bed that shouldn't be? CDs, dust, and some pieces of wood (I don't remember what those were about).

What was the last bad idea you had? I dunno. Something I ate, probably.
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Six String » 27 Sep 2017, 03:25

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?

Sort of half closed. Based on location of toilet, the f someone was in the house and walked by they wouldn't see me.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?

A frog on a log for sure.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?

11+

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?

Music

What was the last bad idea you had?

Waiting until 2018 to retire. :D

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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Belle Lettre » 27 Sep 2017, 06:31

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?
Nope
Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?
I often have a mog in the bog but I suppose a frog

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?
7. Hope it keeps fine.
What's under your bed that shouldn't be?
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What was the last bad idea you had?
Being too enthusiastic about my son's lovely new girlfriend. He dumped her.
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Postby Rayge » 27 Sep 2017, 08:44

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?
Nope
Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?
Depends. Is the frog on the log doing the shaggy dog?

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?
5
What's under your bed that shouldn't be?
Dust bunnies?
What was the last bad idea you had?
Answering these questions :)
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Darkness_Fish » 27 Sep 2017, 09:09

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?
Downstairs toilet, yeah, because it's next to the kitchen, and you don't want those smells in there. Upstairs, nah.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?
Philosophy was never my thing.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?
8. Although Surrey is a bit of a distance to travel.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?
Suitcases, boxes of photographs, the blood of the innocents.

What was the last bad idea you had?
Going into too much detail about downstairs toilet habits.
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Still Baron » 27 Sep 2017, 12:50

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?

Don't know if I do the same thing every time. As for MY WIFE ... I could hazard a guess.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?

For the 63rd time, I'd rather meet a frog on a log. When will you LISTEN TO ME.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?

About a 3. I suspect archaeological digs are pretty boring for a layperson. Do they have mosquitoes in Surrey?.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?

All sorts of things, I reckon. MY WIFE'S laptop, for starters.

What was the last bad idea you had?

I don't know. Probably a financial decision of some sort.
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Goat Boy » 27 Sep 2017, 13:11

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?

No. Never. I sometimes leave the door open when I’m doing a poo at the lasses too cos she’s doesn’t like it.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?

I’d choose a dog over most things

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?

I’d much rather do a poo with the door open with a dog for company so a 3. Would that fella called Phil from Time Team be there though? That would be kinda cool.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be? -

Nothing at all. I only found the castors for my bed, like, 2 days ago.

What was the last bad idea you had?

I dunno, probably the last time I got into a political debate on BCB
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Postby Flower » 27 Sep 2017, 14:25

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door? No, we have four levels and I don't close the door unless we have company and then I lock it.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log? Whichever one is in greater need of rescue.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?Maybe a 5 ..

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?Ghosts and monsters who tend to hide and leave their pet dust bunnies behind.

What was the last bad idea you had?To wait until the last day of the cat food sale and not send my husband out last night .. so I'm off today to pick it up.
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Re: Five questions while I'm waiting in the car for my husband to get catfood

Postby Count Machuki » 27 Sep 2017, 15:06

Still Baron wrote:
Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?

For the 63rd time, I'd rather meet a frog on a log. When will you LISTEN TO ME.


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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Sep 2017, 15:10

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door? - Abso-shitting-lutely. In fact, just this morning, I was using the downstairs bathroom while B was still asleep upstairs, and a goddamned mouse just strolled in like he owned the place!

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log? - Dog in the bog, please. Might help to keep the fucking mice away while I'm shitting.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey? - I've never been on an archeological dig except for that time I uncovered ancient cat turds in my sandbox when I was a kid, so I'll give it an 8. I'm up for it!

What's under your bed that shouldn't be? - Probably a ton of crap on B's side, but just dust on mine. We used to have a couple boxes of bathroom tiles stashed under there for a while, which is sort of weird I guess.

What was the last bad idea you had? - Monday night, I had a very large whisky after several pints of beer. So completely unnecessary that I regretted it while I was drinking it.
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Postby NMB » 27 Sep 2017, 15:44

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?
We have cats so I'm never home alone. And a cat on your lap under those circumstances is a bit awkward.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?
What sort of bog are we talking about? Is this a continuation of question 1?

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?
Well that could potentially be in my back garden in which case I would be quite excited. I'd probably pop down for a look anyway.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?
Only dust (that shouldn't be).

What was the last bad idea you had?
Volunteering to help someone with some clearing out tomorrow night, forgetting that it clashes with both a pub quiz and an Arsenal match. I could easily have said I'd do it at the weekend but I can't change it now.
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Postby Samoan » 27 Sep 2017, 17:46

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door?
What Charlie said.

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log?
I love frogs. If you're quiet and move softly, they let you stroke their heads.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey?
That's a 1 right there. There's plenty beautiful to see in Surrey with your head up
rather than nose to the ground.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be?
Dust bunnies and I think they're breeding.

What was the last bad idea you had?
Chucking out my old sewing machine which I later found out could most likely be rewired and fixed and buying a new one. I hate it, I can't get to grips with the thread pick up. Still, I hope it's a case of getting better acquainted with it: my friend Holly once borrowed my old one and she had the same issue with mine.
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Postby Samoan » 27 Sep 2017, 18:22

Harvey K-Tel wrote:We used to have a couple boxes of bathroom tiles stashed under there for a while, which is sort of weird I guess.

That is messed up.
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Postby quix » 27 Sep 2017, 18:52

Belle Lettre wrote:What was the last bad idea you had?
Being too enthusiastic about my son's lovely new girlfriend. He dumped her.


Ohps. Everyone knows the classic question to ask when your child brings someone awful home “so.... this is wonderful! You’re so in love! When’s the wedding?!”.

And therefore the converse must also be true.

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Postby Rayge » 27 Sep 2017, 21:49

NMB wrote: forgetting that it clashes with both a pub quiz and an Arsenal match.

Hard getting used to those Thursday night games...
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Postby sloopjohnc » 27 Sep 2017, 22:23

Belle Lettre wrote:What was the last bad idea you had?
Being too enthusiastic about my son's lovely new girlfriend. He dumped her.


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Postby Sneelock » 27 Sep 2017, 23:30

When you're at home on your own and you are using the toilet, do you close the door? nope. our dog got real sick before he passed and he'd go nuts scratching on the door if you closed it. I still haven't broken the habit of trying to avoid that. :(

Would you rather meet a dog in the bog or a frog on a log? dog / bog. at least you run a sporting chance of good company. I don't want to make any drastic generalizations but I don't think I've ever enjoyed the company of a frog on a log or otherwise.

On a scale of 1 being 'completely uninterested' to 10 being 'oh shit yeah' how excited would you be about the prospect of going on an archeological dig in Surrey? oh, 3 or 4.

What's under your bed that shouldn't be? the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. I really ought to do some cleaning up.

What was the last bad idea you had? probably that Mormon Tabernacle Choir crack.
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