How sexy are you?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Robert
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Robert » 05 Sep 2017, 15:24

Some years ago I was in the presence of a New Zealander at a restaurant and he remarked about a waitress 'she isn't what you'd call a beauty but she carries herself really well'. I think that's what is being sexy, carrying yourself well. I don't think you can actively steer that but it's there every now and then. Of course there are people that have that 24/7 but I am not a member.

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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Fireplug » 05 Sep 2017, 16:34

The inexorably turning vices of middle age and parenthood have squeezed out whatever little sex appeal I may once have unknowingly had. As a short arse, I tended to look sexier in photos than in real life anyway, even in my prime.

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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby martha » 05 Sep 2017, 18:21

I don't think anyone would ever seriously describe me as sexy. I'm just me.
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Quaco » 05 Sep 2017, 18:40

My style is something people comment on, so there's something there, but I don't think anyone has ever stayed awake at night thinking about me. There should be another word meaning 'sexy in theory but not for me'. That's the category I'd be in I think! Most people seem happy that I've found a woman that has a similar style, so we can be like little salt and pepper shakers.
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Matt Wilson » 05 Sep 2017, 20:55

Of course not. I remember once, decades ago, two women were sitting in front of the college library. As I got nearer I could hear their conversation. They were blatantly checking out guys who walked by and assessing their... I dunno, fuckability, I guess. Anyway, they would say things like "No," "God, no," "maybe, depends if he's nice," or the occasional "definitely." Intrigued, I decided to walk in front of them on my way up the library steps to see how I ranked on their sexmeter. This is what I heard:

"No," followed by a pause, then "weeeeellll....." They couldn't quite decide. Good thing I didn't open my mouth, so they could see I wasn't nice.

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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby hippopotamus » 07 Sep 2017, 21:18

The Slider wrote:
It is subjective though, too.

I only met you once but you exuded an air of quiet confidence.
And that is always a bit sexy to start with....


That's sweet... but also proves how oblivious and mistaken a person can be about the aura they exude. I was terrified of you lot that day.
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Nick » 08 Sep 2017, 09:54

**SEX COCK** wrote:You're a good-looking bloke, Toby.


I have to admit, I envy him his hair.

Mind you, these days I'm jealous of everybody's hair.
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Fonz » 08 Sep 2017, 10:18

Probably a 5 or 6 looks wise, but bags of charisma.
A decent cologne goes a long way too. And a breath mint.
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby rorebhoy » 08 Sep 2017, 10:18

The Great Defector wrote:If it wasn't for my accent, I don't think I'd have much to shout about.

I always assumed you had a Donegal accent - you mustn't have so...

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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Nick » 08 Sep 2017, 10:57

The phrase I tend to use is 'slightly foxed, but still desirable'.
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby Belle Lettre » 08 Sep 2017, 11:04

Drunk? I suppose..
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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby The Great Defector » 08 Sep 2017, 11:50

rorebhoy wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:If it wasn't for my accent, I don't think I'd have much to shout about.

I always assumed you had a Donegal accent - you mustn't have so...



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Re: How sexy are you?

Postby The Slider » 11 Sep 2017, 14:25

hippopotamus wrote:
The Slider wrote:
It is subjective though, too.

I only met you once but you exuded an air of quiet confidence.
And that is always a bit sexy to start with....


That's sweet... but also proves how oblivious and mistaken a person can be about the aura they exude. I was terrified of you lot that day.



Good actress too, then
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