Happy fuckin' Birthday, Harvey K-Tel!!

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Happy fuckin' Birthday, Harvey K-Tel!!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 30 Aug 2017, 21:09

Oh, the indignity. I have never pondered flouncing more than I have in this moment. I hate you all. Thank you.
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Re: Happy fuckin' Birthday, Harvey K-Tel!!

Postby billy » 30 Aug 2017, 21:10

Happy Fuckin' Birthday you wanky dildo!
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Postby sloopjohnc » 30 Aug 2017, 21:11

Dude.

Happy birthday.

You're getting so old I'm surprised you remembered.
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Postby WG Kaspar » 30 Aug 2017, 21:14

Happy birthday dude!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Aug 2017, 21:14

If you MUST know, about an hour ago I was thinking of things that rhymed with K tel for a birthday poem.
Things I thought of:
Israel
Hotel
enn reitel
Hey! Smell


And then I got caught in a meeting. Which has just ended.

Happy birthday, petal!
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Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 30 Aug 2017, 21:25

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Postby sloopjohnc » 30 Aug 2017, 21:37

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He's very minty.
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Postby Samoan » 30 Aug 2017, 21:40

Happy Harvey :)
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Postby nev harp » 30 Aug 2017, 22:00

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Postby Belle Lettre » 30 Aug 2017, 22:02

Happy Birthday! Wear that straw hat x
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Postby Loki » 31 Aug 2017, 02:42

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Oh, the indignity. I have never pondered flouncing more than I have in this moment.


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Happy Fuckin' Birfday, Mr. K-Tel!!

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Postby Charlie O. » 31 Aug 2017, 03:19

Minnie the Minx wrote:Happy birthday, petal!

Are you pronouncing that "pay-tel" for the occasion?


Harvey Birthin' Hapday, Fuck-tel!
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Postby Sneelock » 31 Aug 2017, 04:21

Every day should be "Happy fuckin' Birthday, Harvey K-Tel" Day!
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Postby Very Stable Baron » 31 Aug 2017, 04:31

Happy Fuckin Birthday, Old Man!
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 31 Aug 2017, 16:16

Thank you. I've decided to stay. I love you all.
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Postby Jeemo » 31 Aug 2017, 16:18

was it your fuckin birthday yesterday.


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Re: Happy fuckin' Birthday, Harvey K-Tel!!

Postby kath » 01 Sep 2017, 19:54

happy belated fucquin birthday, harvey fucquin k-tel!

here's hopin it was full of fucquery.