Sarcy caption thread

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Sarcy caption thread

Postby Thang-y » 28 Aug 2017, 20:05

Feel free to supply your own example photos as well as captions


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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Darkness_Fish » 28 Aug 2017, 21:08

Ensuring Noel can't sing in the correct pitch for Oasis tracks. I've had 'em removed and embalmed.
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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Thang-y » 30 Aug 2017, 20:51

Darkness_Fish wrote:Ensuring Noel can't sing in the correct pitch for Oasis tracks. I've had 'em removed and embalmed.


:)


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Not a caption - the thread hasn't exactly taken off - more of a general comment .. talk about showboating very little talent

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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Quaco » 30 Aug 2017, 22:17

Good thread idea. I just can't think of any!
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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Dr Markus » 30 Aug 2017, 23:17

Quaco wrote:Good thread idea. I just can't think of any!



Just thinking the same thing. Can't think of any.
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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Hugh » 31 Aug 2017, 13:23

Liam's disappointment at mshearing that he was "going to get to play with Macca" was only too plain to see.

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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Dr Markus » 31 Aug 2017, 13:31

"Forward, shake, back, shake, forward, shake, back , shake, back shak.....fuck it, it's too hard".
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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Goat Boy » 31 Aug 2017, 13:33

Thang-y wrote:
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What the fuck are these fukin' things? I asked for a tambourine man.

Take 'em back for fucks sake
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Re: Sarcy caption thread

Postby Rayge » 31 Aug 2017, 13:42

Goat Boy wrote:
What the fuck are these fukin' things? I asked for a tambourine man.

Take 'em back for fucks sake


'Fooks', surely
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