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PMs you didn't receive

Postby BOLLY BEE » 17 Aug 2017, 20:18

"hi John if it's OK I don't want to do the bank job. It's not the money I want it's the prestege

Markus"
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 17 Aug 2017, 20:24

"Dearest Harv,

Will you please marry me?

Yours with utmost respect,

S.o.T"
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 17 Aug 2017, 20:30

Harvey K-Tel wrote:"Dearest Harv,

Will you please marry me?

Yours with utmost respect,

S.o.T"


^^^^^ great post. Thank you.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Aug 2017, 20:30

"I'll go public about our pact now, Peter". Skope
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Postby Pansy Puff » 17 Aug 2017, 20:55

Here Mr K, don't keep up the good work. There's not a bunch of spineless assholes on here that need a good kick up the hole!

Take it easy,


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Re: PMs you didn't receive

Postby Jimbo » 18 Aug 2017, 08:44

Jimbo, I agree with you about 9/11.
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Postby Thang-y » 18 Aug 2017, 08:46

Jimbo wrote:Jimbo, I agree with you about 9/11.


OK that's a response which doesn't belong on the hurt-free thread.

Such a bitter board.

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Postby toomanyhatz » 18 Aug 2017, 08:52

Dear Hatz,

Could you please use your considerable influence to get (insert poster I don't like) banned from the board? I've been told you have that ability.

Love,
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Postby BOLLY BEE » 18 Aug 2017, 09:10

"He's a fine fella with a full head of hair and a lovely laid-back temperament. Just the sort of person we need around here.

Mr. X"
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Postby gash on ignore » 18 Aug 2017, 09:21

Shit, it wasn't your list then? Shall I change my vote?
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Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Aug 2017, 13:53

"Fuck, The Chinless Clowns are a fucking hoot, aren't they?".
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Postby gash on ignore » 18 Aug 2017, 14:21

'See you in Norwich you cunt'
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Re: PMs you didn't receive

Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Aug 2017, 14:29

"By the way, you'll be pleased to know I accepted Griff's 'invite' to a London JU and I'll see you there, and you can buy me that drink you said you'd buy, you fat cunt. "
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Postby gash on ignore » 18 Aug 2017, 14:38

Scenes
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?


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Re: PMs you didn't receive

Postby sloopjohnc » 18 Aug 2017, 14:38

toomanyhatz wrote:Dear Hatz,

Could you please use your considerable influence to get (insert poster I don't like) banned from the board? I've been told you have that ability.

Love,
Anyone


How many people have pm'd you with "Matt Wilson" in place of "insert poster I don't like?" I know I have.
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Re: PMs you didn't receive

Postby gash on ignore » 18 Aug 2017, 14:40

They're PMing the wrong admin :(
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?


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Re: PMs you didn't receive

Postby gash on ignore » 18 Aug 2017, 14:45

'You are cordially invited to the secret room'
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?


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Re: PMs you didn't receive

Postby Diamond Dog » 18 Aug 2017, 14:48

"Thanks for giving me the code - I understand that whilst it may just look like a meeting of a few pissheads in London, we all know it is in reality a meeting of the Star Chamber to ratify the bannings previously advocated/agreed by pm, and only the highest security will suffice".
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 18 Aug 2017, 14:57

"Christ those two are tedious, aren't they?

X."
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Postby gash on ignore » 18 Aug 2017, 14:58

:lol:
Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



Diamond Dog wrote:Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?