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Re: Fast Food

Postby Fonz » 08 Aug 2017, 17:40

It's rare we take our boy to a fast food joint, but when we do he enjoys it. Moderation I guess

At the moment I'm in the middle of cooking spaghetti carbonara. 20 mins start to finish. Onion. Mushrooms. Bacon. Soured cream, with a bit of cheese mixed in.
I don't know how authentic it is, but it looks like it'll be nice. Probably about 3 quid to feed 3 of us.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2017, 20:28

Fonz wrote:It's rare we take our boy to a fast food joint, but when we do he enjoys it. Moderation I guess

At the moment I'm in the middle of cooking spaghetti carbonara. 20 mins start to finish. Onion. Mushrooms. Bacon. Soured cream, with a bit of cheese mixed in.
I don't know how authentic it is, but it looks like it'll be nice. Probably about 3 quid to feed 3 of us.

No eggs?

I do a healthier version, due to high cholesterol: 2 eggs, small pot of 0% fat creme fraiche, mushrooms, bacon or gammon (without rind, obvs), garlic, oregano. Good stuff, but not quite as good as replacing the creme fraiche with proper cream. Personally I find onions make it too sweet. But yeah, it doesn't take long, and it's fairly cheap.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby The Beatles » 08 Aug 2017, 20:57

Why you'd add onions or mushrooms I have no idea.

Beat a couple of eggs, add shitloads of grated parmesan, add the whole lot to pasta that has been added to a pan containing some cubed pancetta fried in a little olive oil with a clove of garlic (take it off the heat to the eggs don't scramble). More grated parmesan on top of the finished dish. That's it. Some Italians add a bit of parsley too but I've never been keen.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Goat Boy » 08 Aug 2017, 21:01

That's exactly what I do although I remember to take the garlic clove out obv,
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Re: Fast Food

Postby The Beatles » 08 Aug 2017, 21:05

Yeah. Or you can keep a bottle of olive oil with a couple of peeled cloves in the bottom. Use that oil for your pasta dishes, or to drizzle on pizza.

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Re: Fast Food

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2017, 21:14

THE FILING FEE wrote:Why you'd add onions or mushrooms I have no idea.

Because mushrooms add a bit of texture, and a bit of earthiness which I think enhances the taste. I wouldn't have the parmesan, personally, even if mine wasn't low fat.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby The Beatles » 08 Aug 2017, 21:15

Bloody hell fire
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Darkness_Fish » 08 Aug 2017, 21:27

Well, it's more exciting than Van Morrison via Richard Thompson, anyway. And less trad.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby The Beatles » 08 Aug 2017, 21:35

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Re: Fast Food

Postby Fonz » 08 Aug 2017, 22:40

Bottom line, you can improvise a bit


'cause you've got some food common-sense.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby The Beatles » 08 Aug 2017, 22:47

That's true.

It's just a matter of practise really, isn't it? you can throw together something really good, cheaply, in just a few minutes.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Jimbo » 09 Aug 2017, 04:55

Spaghetti Napolitan.

Sounds Italian but its a Japanese-invented coffee shop staple that could not be easier or faster to make. Boil up a few portions of your favorite pasta. In a fry pan sauté a sliced up onion, some thin slices of green pepper, some fresh or canned shrooms and a sliced up sausage or hot dog. (Omit for veggie.) Dump your cooked pasta into the fry pan and for your sauce - hold on to your pearls ladies - tomato ketchup. Mix it all together and serve with Parmesan cheese and Tabasco sauce.

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Re: Fast Food

Postby Count Machuki » 09 Aug 2017, 15:05

I'm a devoted fast food eater, and I've been reading this thread with dismay.

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Re: Fast Food

Postby Goat Boy » 09 Aug 2017, 15:11

And here's me thinking Count was all cultured n shit.
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Count Machuki » 09 Aug 2017, 15:48

Goat Boy wrote:And here's me thinking Count was all cultured n shit.


Man I just ate two chicken biscuits and drank a large coke in the car.
If that ain't culture...!!!

Also, yesterday I threw away some yucky quinoa my wife made and went hungry instead. Where does that put me on the Venn diagram?!
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Goat Boy » 09 Aug 2017, 16:00

World's fucked man. Eat and be merry brother
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 09 Aug 2017, 16:00

Jimbo wrote:Spaghetti Napolitan.

Sounds Italian but its a Japanese-invented coffee shop staple that could not be easier or faster to make. Boil up a few portions of your favorite pasta. In a fry pan sauté a sliced up onion, some thin slices of green pepper, some fresh or canned shrooms and a sliced up sausage or hot dog. (Omit for veggie.) Dump your cooked pasta into the fry pan and for your sauce - hold on to your pearls ladies - tomato ketchup. Mix it all together and serve with Parmesan cheese and Tabasco sauce.

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Re: Fast Food

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 09 Aug 2017, 16:33

THE FILING FEE wrote:That's true.

It's just a matter of practise really, isn't it? you can throw together something really good, cheaply, in just a few minutes.


Like Van Morrison did over the past 30 years?
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Re: Fast Food

Postby Count Machuki » 09 Aug 2017, 16:42

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
THE FILING FEE wrote:That's true.

It's just a matter of practise really, isn't it? you can throw together something really good, cheaply, in just a few minutes.


Like Van Morrison did over the past 30 years?


:lol:

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Re: Fast Food

Postby Dr Markus » 09 Aug 2017, 18:49

Well played SOT.
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