Happy Birthday to Jethro

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Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Samoan » 01 Aug 2017, 12:43

Wishing you a Very Happy Birthday,
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Minnie the Minx » 01 Aug 2017, 12:46

On Yorkshire day n'all!
Happy Birthday Jethro! Thanks for my husband!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby nev harp » 01 Aug 2017, 12:54

Happy Birthday!

Where's my husband then?
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Belle Lettre » 01 Aug 2017, 12:57

Happy Birthday, Jethro.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby never/ever » 01 Aug 2017, 13:01

Happy Birthday Paul!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 01 Aug 2017, 13:10

The Savage Young Gash wrote:Happy Birthday!

Where's my husband then?


:lol:

Paul, congrats man, en thanks for everything throughout the years!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby The Great Defector » 01 Aug 2017, 13:27

Happy birthday Our Fearless and on most day regretful leader!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 01 Aug 2017, 14:09

Happy fuckin' Birthday, Jethro Q Walrustitty!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby sloopjohnc » 01 Aug 2017, 15:02

Dude
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Count Machuki » 01 Aug 2017, 15:03

Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby fire and fueryIre » 01 Aug 2017, 15:19

All the best for today and for many, many more in the years ahead, Jethro
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Sneelock » 01 Aug 2017, 16:52

People sure do bitch about the board a lot. As my birthday gift to you, I will see that anybody who complains about the board today gets a foot in their ass!

sincere birthday best wishes & thanks for all you do.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby K » 01 Aug 2017, 17:10

Happy birthday, JQW.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Hugh » 01 Aug 2017, 17:55

Happy Birthday, Jethro. I'll pour a pint over a racist's head in your honour

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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby fire and fueryIre » 01 Aug 2017, 18:07

Classic Rock Sneelock wrote:
People sure do bitch about the board a lot. As my birthday gift to you, I will see that anybody who complains about the board today gets a foot in their ass!



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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Diamond Dog » 01 Aug 2017, 18:08

Yes happy birthday Paul.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby The Great Defector » 01 Aug 2017, 18:12

Classic Rock Sneelock wrote:People sure do bitch about the board a lot. As my birthday gift to you, I will see that anybody who complains about the board today gets a foot in their ass!

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What size shoe do you wear?
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby martha » 01 Aug 2017, 19:43

Hip Hip Hooray. Happy Birthday Jeth.
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Re: Happy Birthday to Jethro

Postby Sneelock » 01 Aug 2017, 19:54

The Great Defector wrote:
Classic Rock Sneelock wrote:People sure do bitch about the board a lot. As my birthday gift to you, I will see that anybody who complains about the board today gets a foot in their ass!

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What size shoe do you wear?


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