When you go to the cinema, do you buy popcorn? What kind? If not, why not?
I do for my son, but I'm a pick n' mix kinda guy. I love the white/pink chocolate mice, and the feeling that you may be having a sugar-induced coronary. Popcorn? As if. Why would I sit through some animated bollocks and eat a salad.
Do you ever brush your tongue with your toothbrush?
By accident, or on purpose? Never on purpose.
When was the last time you saw kids playing hopscotch?
I have seen it, but I know not when.
Whereabouts do you situate yourself to cut your toenails?
Edge of the bed. Wherever the web-cam can get the best light.
On a scale of 1-10, with 1 being the lowest score and 10 the highest, what rating would you give yourself of the likely end result if you were forced to make an igloo?
If there were instructions, and I could have two attempts, I'd get an 8. I generally need a trial run, but then I'd be pretty good. I bet there'd still be four screws left over at the end, and one bit that I couldn't be bothered adding.
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.