Has Coan gone bat shit?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby WG Kaspar » 30 Jul 2017, 18:11

Coan is God
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby NMB » 30 Jul 2017, 18:40

WG Kaspar wrote:Coan is God


If God is a concept by which we measure our pain, Coan is a concept by which we measure our pain in the arse.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 30 Jul 2017, 18:44

WG Kaspar wrote:Coan is God



Sorry but that was Clapton.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Sneelock » 30 Jul 2017, 19:29

Eric fucking Clapton?
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Matt Wilson » 30 Jul 2017, 20:10

He's a bit shite, inne?

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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby The Great Defector » 31 Jul 2017, 12:22

Coan, are you enjoying this if this was a ploy to get the board going?
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby kewl klive » 31 Jul 2017, 12:25

A full strength board needs Coan and Wilson.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby The Great Defector » 31 Jul 2017, 12:52

I think we need bono to come on here and negotiate the peace.


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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 31 Jul 2017, 13:01

The Great Defector wrote:Coan, are you enjoying this if this was a ploy to get the board going?


It's pretty humdrum stuff.

Still better than 'can you recommend a good Fleetwood Mac book?' tho'.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 31 Jul 2017, 13:02

Dr. B. Eef wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Coan, are you enjoying this if this was a ploy to get the board going?


It's pretty humdrum stuff.

Still better than 'can you recommend a good Fleetwood Mac book?' tho'.

You missed, "in my opinion" (again).
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Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby The Great Defector » 31 Jul 2017, 13:06

Dr. B. Eef wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Coan, are you enjoying this if this was a ploy to get the board going?


It's pretty humdrum stuff.

Still better than 'can you recommend a good Fleetwood Mac book?' tho'.


I love puns so.....that was awesome.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby kewl klive » 01 Aug 2017, 12:00

Is this the thread where people with 50,000 posts get to type that other people spend too long on here?
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby The Great Defector » 01 Aug 2017, 12:05

The Savage Young Gash wrote:Is this the thread where people with 50,000 posts get to type that other people spend too long on here?


You're one to tal............ah shit, you're 36994 short. Carry on.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 01 Aug 2017, 17:04

Classic Rock Sneelock wrote:Eric fucking Clapton?




No that was Frankie Miller. As in:


Frankie who?

Frankie fucking Miller that's who!
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby The Great Defector » 01 Aug 2017, 19:11

How cruel are his parents? 'fucking' as a middle name, damn, that's cold.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Thang-y » 01 Aug 2017, 19:39

Let's take this back to bats. Two images on my twitterfeed this morning.

Batty:

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Even battier:

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