Has Coan gone bat shit?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 29 Jul 2017, 14:00

Or is Lownsdale a new one?
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby kewl klive » 29 Jul 2017, 14:14

Gone?
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby yomptepi » 29 Jul 2017, 14:17

I think the last person to successfully spam every thread in NDL was Cheepniz. a feat of unparalleled endurance one Friday night in which he managed to have his mane after every thread on the first page. harder than you would think to do as the site was not very stable at the time.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 29 Jul 2017, 14:52

The Savage Young Gash wrote:Gone?



as in 'gone cuckoo'
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 29 Jul 2017, 15:51

He gets bored easily.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby The Great Defector » 29 Jul 2017, 16:21

Someone give him one of those fidget spinners as an early secret Santa present.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby fire and fueryIre » 29 Jul 2017, 16:22

The Great Defector wrote:

Someone give him one of those fidget spinners as an early secret Santa present.




A scrap of paper with PTO scrawled on each side will be just as effective and a whole lot cheaper
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Sneelock » 29 Jul 2017, 16:27

Ho hum. He blows smoke out his ears and has all cap meltdowns the way other people might straighten the pictures on your walls.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Matt Wilson » 29 Jul 2017, 16:30

BCB is his entire life, you know... So he gets upset when things aren't going well.

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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 29 Jul 2017, 16:35

He reminds me of Trump -

creating havoc and chaos, endlessly sending meaningless utterings into the intelligent outside world.

This leads me to the suspicion that these tactics serve a hidden plan from the party he belongs to.

Isn't he located in a county with a totalitarian recent past?

I fear the worst for Europe.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby fire and fueryIre » 29 Jul 2017, 17:03

yomptepi wrote:I think the last person to successfully spam every thread in NDL was Cheepniz. a feat of unparalleled endurance one Friday night in which he managed to have his mane after every thread on the first page. harder than you would think to do as the site was not very stable at the time.


Whodathunkit, someone who actually gives a fuck about this stuff...
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby sloopjohnc » 29 Jul 2017, 17:50

Walk In My Shadow wrote:Or is Lownsdale a new one?


Gone?

You're assuming he was sane in the first place.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Rayge » 29 Jul 2017, 17:55

That's as much fun as I've had on here in a while. I've been logging on, checking out active topics, and despairing for a few weeks now. They weren't all gems, but there were enough to rouse me out of my torpor.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Flower » 29 Jul 2017, 18:06

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:He reminds me of Trump -

creating havoc and chaos, endlessly sending meaningless utterings into the intelligent outside world.

This leads me to the suspicion that these tactics serve a hidden plan from the party he belongs to.

Isn't he located in a county with a totalitarian recent past?

I fear the worst for Europe.


:lol: :lol:

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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 29 Jul 2017, 18:22

Flower wrote:
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:He reminds me of Trump -

creating havoc and chaos, endlessly sending meaningless utterings into the intelligent outside world.

This leads me to the suspicion that these tactics serve a hidden plan from the party he belongs to.

Isn't he located in a county with a totalitarian recent past?

I fear the worst for Europe.


:lol: :lol:

The sad part is that it's true.


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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 29 Jul 2017, 18:53

Matt Wilson wrote:BCB is his entire life, you know... So he gets upset when things aren't going well.

This is it. It's his only window on the world and he only wants to see what he wants to see. Poor lamb.
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Diamond Dog » 30 Jul 2017, 09:45

Matt Wilson wrote:BCB is his entire life, you know... So he gets upset when things aren't going well. his way
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby R. Swipe » 30 Jul 2017, 10:04

That's just it!

And you'd better watch it, 'cos if things don't go my way from now on, I'll hound another person off the board!

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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Diamond Dog » 30 Jul 2017, 10:17

:lol:
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Re: Has Coan gone bat shit?

Postby Thang-y » 30 Jul 2017, 16:09

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