do you have an UPSTAIRS

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yes
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MANY floors
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do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Michael Andrew Lownsdale » 29 Jul 2017, 10:05

?

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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Rayge » 29 Jul 2017, 10:12

Can't be doing without stairs. Lived in a bungalow once, put on 15 stone in three weeks.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Fonz » 29 Jul 2017, 11:01

Folks without stairs decondition relatively quickly when they hit a certain age. Without the necessity of going up and down stairs all day the quads weaken and posture changes.

If you move to a bungalow have a Stair-master installed.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby The Red Heifer » 29 Jul 2017, 12:29

I can't abide stairs if it's me moving things up and down said stairs. I've already told the wife if we move into a double storey house we'd want to have money to pay people to take everything upstairs.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby never/ever » 29 Jul 2017, 12:34

No but I live on top of a small hill so I climb that every day... Does that count?
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 30 Jul 2017, 22:55

Not only do I have an UPSTAIRS, I also have a DOWNSTAIRS.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby John aka Josh » 30 Jul 2017, 22:59

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Not only do I have an UPSTAIRS, I also have a DOWNSTAIRS.








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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Loki » 31 Jul 2017, 02:24

Yep. AND a dirt-floor basement. This house is very old.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Positive Passion » 31 Jul 2017, 02:41

I have a four storey house, so plenty of stairs, both up and down.

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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Flower » 31 Jul 2017, 02:45

Loki wrote:Yep. AND a dirt-floor basement. This house is very old.


My Aunt and Uncle had a 'dirt floor basement' but they were called cellars where I grew up in New York.

We have four levels.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Deebank » 31 Jul 2017, 06:16

The current house is our third consecutive three storey dwelling, so we must like 'upstairs' ... on some level.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Darkness_Fish » 31 Jul 2017, 09:44

We have stairs, but I've never managed to climb them far enough to see if they reach anywhere.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby C » 31 Jul 2017, 10:34

I have a stairway to heaven



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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby The Dríver » 01 Aug 2017, 08:41

We have an upstairs, and then the upstairs also has an upstairs. Sitting room and kitchen are on the middle floor. It does help keep you fit.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby fire and fueryIre » 01 Aug 2017, 10:27

C wrote:I have a stairway to heaven



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Surely you mean "stairlift" to heaven
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby The Great Defector » 01 Aug 2017, 12:07

Yeah I have stairs in the house. Don't mind them when sober.
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Re: do you have an UPSTAIRS

Postby Count Machuki » 01 Aug 2017, 15:04

six floors and a basement below
one floor above (those 8th floor bastards they think they're so cool)
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