Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

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Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby K » 14 Jul 2017, 16:07

Ah, her children.

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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Goat Boy » 14 Jul 2017, 16:08

FFS
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Postby K » 14 Jul 2017, 16:11

DFS
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Matt Wilson » 14 Jul 2017, 19:30

Narcissism at its finest.

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Postby Super-Jank » 14 Jul 2017, 19:45

There's a place for this.
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Count Machuki » 14 Jul 2017, 20:45

Tons of her fans are completely delighted.
What's the problem?
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Goat Boy » 14 Jul 2017, 20:53

John Onan wrote:There's a place for this.


What do you mean?
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Very Stable Baron » 14 Jul 2017, 21:01

Count Machuki wrote:Tons of her fans are completely delighted.
What's the problem?


Yeah, I don't get it. She's the biggest pop star in the world and it's instagram. That's the whole point of instagram, right?
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Super-Jank » 14 Jul 2017, 21:11

Goat Boy wrote:
John Onan wrote:There's a place for this.


What do you mean?



Count Machuki wrote:Tons of her fans are completely delighted.
What's the problem?
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby nev harp » 14 Jul 2017, 21:41

Taking into account the delicate sensibilities of the OP I imagine the problem is that Beyoncé appears to be enjoying herself.
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby The Red Heifer » 14 Jul 2017, 21:43

I don't know about calling one of them Sir though, that sort of gear is illegal here.
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Nikki Gradual » 14 Jul 2017, 22:10

Do you think she would even flinch if she dropped them while she was being photographed?
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Goat Boy » 14 Jul 2017, 23:21

John Onan wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:
John Onan wrote:There's a place for this.


What do you mean?



Count Machuki wrote:Tons of her fans are completely delighted.
What's the problem?


So? Trump fans lap up the shit he dishes.

Obviously she's not a Trump but, christ, is that some tasteless, look at me load of kitsch shit. She's a twat
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby K » 14 Jul 2017, 23:30

I was making a joke about her tits.

It flopped.
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby toomanyhatz » 14 Jul 2017, 23:42

K wrote:It flopped.


There's another one there somewhere...
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby never/ever » 15 Jul 2017, 00:34

Why not?
We post obituaries here from all and sundry, why not have some happy news?
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby fire and fueryIre » 15 Jul 2017, 15:35

toomanyhatz wrote:
K wrote:It flopped.


There's another one there somewhere...


This joke is getting awfully long and dragged out
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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 15 Jul 2017, 15:37

I don't know what to make of this.

Honest.

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Re: Beyoncé publishes photo of her twins on Instagram

Postby Tactful Cactus » 15 Jul 2017, 17:27

Another woman had twins the same day, copied the picture :D
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