BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

C'mon then you bastards

Fuery
20
19%
Jimbo
13
12%
Sea of Tunes
8
7%
Matt Wilson
1
1%
Lord Rother
10
9%
Goat Boy
6
6%
Copehead
7
6%
Davey The Fat Boy
2
2%
Diamond Dog
11
10%
Yomp
8
7%
K
2
2%
Nick
5
5%
Gash
15
14%
 
Total votes: 108

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Rayge » 13 Jul 2017, 19:46

Goat Boy wrote:Fuck, I missed out Sloop

Easily done
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 20:07

BTW - Thanks to Jimbo and Goat Boy for the votes!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby COLIN LAND » 13 Jul 2017, 20:09

Rayge wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Fuck, I missed out Sloop

Easily done


:lol:
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Goat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 20:11

Davey the Fat Boy wrote:BTW - Thanks to Jimbo and Goat Boy for the votes!


You can always rely on my vote cunt!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Jul 2017, 21:01

John Onan wrote:
Rayge wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Fuck, I missed out Sloop

Easily done


:lol:


:evil:
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby COLIN LAND » 13 Jul 2017, 21:06

:P
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
The Modernist wrote:
Your essay needs to be in before 5.00 tomorrow Dougie.


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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Jul 2017, 21:10

John Onan wrote::P


;)

I'd like to see Minnie's list. I bet I'm pretty high up there.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 14 Jul 2017, 00:12

Goat Boy wrote:
Davey the Fat Boy wrote:BTW - Thanks to Jimbo and Goat Boy for the votes!


You can always rely on my vote cunt!


What's a "vote cunt"?
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Thang-y » 14 Jul 2017, 08:47

fueryIre wrote:I know you're not very bright, John, but do you know who Onan was or what act he is famous for?



Oooh, ooooh, I know this one

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby kewl klive » 14 Jul 2017, 09:29

I finally feel at home here. Thanks BCB x
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 14 Jul 2017, 09:49

sloopjohnc wrote:
John Onan wrote::P


;)

I'd like to see Minnie's list. I bet I'm pretty high up there.


I'm the winner.

Which I see as a nice compliment.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Copehead » 14 Jul 2017, 10:12

I voted for myself to push myself ahead of yomp, can't let that cunt beat me.

Where is the Coan option on here, that would have been a useful proxy for the number of active users of the site minus 1.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 14 Jul 2017, 10:20

Copehead wrote:I voted for myself to push myself ahead of yomp, can't let that cunt beat me.

Where is the Coan option on here, that would have been a useful proxy for the number of active users of the site minus 1.


:lol:
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 14 Jul 2017, 11:54

Copehead wrote:I voted for myself to push myself ahead of yomp, can't let that cunt beat me.

Where is the Coan option on here, that would have been a useful proxy for the number of active users of the site minus 1.


Amusingly, Coan who takes such pride in "hounding people off the board", didn't even make the list.

Having refrained from opting for anyone thus far (no one on the list I particularly dislike), I still have five votes to spare. Anyone want one?
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby COLIN LAND » 14 Jul 2017, 12:21

fueryIre wrote:
Copehead wrote:I voted for myself to push myself ahead of yomp, can't let that cunt beat me.

Where is the Coan option on here, that would have been a useful proxy for the number of active users of the site minus 1.


Amusingly, Coan who takes such pride in "hounding people off the board"..


and you're next, shitstain! :twisted:
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Your essay needs to be in before 5.00 tomorrow Dougie.


:D :D :D

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby kewl klive » 14 Jul 2017, 12:34

Just 6 to get now x

Come on Peter's fwends :lol:
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby The Great Defector » 14 Jul 2017, 12:37

John Onan wrote:
fueryIre wrote:
Copehead wrote:I voted for myself to push myself ahead of yomp, can't let that cunt beat me.

Where is the Coan option on here, that would have been a useful proxy for the number of active users of the site minus 1.


Amusingly, Coan who takes such pride in "hounding people off the board"..


and you're next, shitstain! :twisted:



You could make a business out of this.

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby kewl klive » 14 Jul 2017, 12:39

Putting on a Dire Straits record has much the same effect.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 14 Jul 2017, 12:41

Nice, all of you.

The thread that just keeps on giving.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby COLIN LAND » 14 Jul 2017, 12:49

The Great Defector wrote:
John Onan wrote:
fueryIre wrote:
Amusingly, Coan who takes such pride in "hounding people off the board"..


and you're next, shitstain! :twisted:



You could make a business out of this.

"Do you have guests that won't leave after a party or after staying a few nights?

Then 'Hounding' John Coan is your man, he'll hound them out in no time!"


:)

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Your essay needs to be in before 5.00 tomorrow Dougie.


:D :D :D

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