BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

C'mon then you bastards

Fuery
20
19%
Jimbo
13
12%
Sea of Tunes
8
7%
Matt Wilson
1
1%
Lord Rother
10
9%
Goat Boy
6
6%
Copehead
7
7%
Davey The Fat Boy
2
2%
Diamond Dog
10
9%
Yomp
8
7%
K
2
2%
Nick
5
5%
Gash
15
14%
 
Total votes: 107

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Matt Wilson » 13 Jul 2017, 01:31

I guess so. I'll be on the lookout!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Jul 2017, 05:28

Nick wrote:
The Modernist wrote:
BLACK FELLA wrote:
I'd say it's because he hardly posts these days, but then the same goes for Nick - and he has four votes!


Poor Nick, he should never have tied himself to Blairite New Labour!


I should've gone full Tory.


That would be quite a lurch to the left for you though Nick.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 07:52

Matt Wilson wrote:
If you're gonna take Coan and Slider out of the running, then it's not a proper cunt thread, folks.

Of those listed, Goatboy should be far and away the winner.

Who is Fuery, anyway?



I'm the BCBer who's managed to earn more votes for "biggest pain in the arse (current)" than there would seem to active posters left on the board. Not that I'm complaining, if you're going to dish it out, it's only fair to expect some of it to come back.

BIGGEST PAIN IN THE ARSE (CURRENT) ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

In seeing off such a quality field of unpleasant individuals to graciously accept this award,I'd like to thank Gout Boy for starting such a pointlessly divisive thread.

Thanks must also go to the one or two posters (no names, no pack drill) whose courageous use of multiple aliases gave me sufficient votes to take me over the top.

In closing, I'd also like to extend my condolences to the noted ne'er-do-wells who didn't make the cunt (Matt W, Radge and John Onan). Better luck next time, chaps!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fange » 13 Jul 2017, 08:19

Only FIVE?! :x
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 08:54

Don't take it personally, feuryIre. If someone starts a Nick Cave thread, I'll pass you within 15 minutes.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby inside-out fox » 13 Jul 2017, 08:55

fueryIre!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby neville from norwich » 13 Jul 2017, 09:21

The Modernist wrote:Nev must have been very naughty while I was in abstentia.


I've been following orders.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 09:29

Davey the Fat Boy wrote:Don't take it personally, feuryIre. If someone starts a Nick Cave thread, I'll pass you within 15 minutes.


No worries, Todd.

Like I say, if you dish it out, you have to be prepared to suck it up every once in a while.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby neville from norwich » 13 Jul 2017, 09:31

Yeah but twice as many votes as anyone else, that's gotta hurt.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 09:31

BLACK FELLA wrote:fueryIre!



If only you showed as much imagination in your responses to other posters' threads as you do in your choice of aliases, Onan!


The Savage Young Gash wrote:Yeah but twice as many votes as anyone else, that's gotta hurt.


Not really, most of them are from aliases. As I've said countless times before, if you start taking what you read in this place personally, you're Donald Ducked.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Goat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 09:34

I certainly blame the aliases for being voted BCBs 5th biggest cunt
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby The Great Defector » 13 Jul 2017, 09:48

Goat Boy wrote:I certainly blame the aliases for being voted BCBs 5th biggest cunt


Ah naw, it's your personality.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Goat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 10:03

BURN!!!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby neville from norwich » 13 Jul 2017, 10:23

To be fair 'pain in the arse' doesn't really adequately cover Goat Boys, er, talents.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 13 Jul 2017, 10:25

The Savage Young Gash wrote:To be fair 'pain in the arse' doesn't really adequately cover Goat Boys, er, talents.


:D

I have nothing whatsoever against GB, but your use of language is hilarious.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Goat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 10:46

I am the sand under the BCB foreskin
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 13 Jul 2017, 10:50

Goat Boy wrote:I am the sand under the BCB foreskin


:lol:
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby neville from norwich » 13 Jul 2017, 10:52

He has a particular set of skills.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby neville from norwich » 13 Jul 2017, 10:52

Ooh, up to 9 now :)
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K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby The Great Defector » 13 Jul 2017, 12:09

Goat Boy wrote:BURN!!!



:D 8-)
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