BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

C'mon then you bastards

Fuery
20
19%
Jimbo
13
12%
Sea of Tunes
8
7%
Matt Wilson
1
1%
Lord Rother
10
9%
Goat Boy
6
6%
Copehead
7
6%
Davey The Fat Boy
2
2%
Diamond Dog
11
10%
Yomp
8
7%
K
2
2%
Nick
5
5%
Gash
15
14%
 
Total votes: 108

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby kewl klive » 13 Jul 2017, 12:35

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Jimbo » 13 Jul 2017, 13:26

Vote Fuery!
I'm With Fuery!
Fuery, Fuery, he's our man!
Tippecanoe and Furey Too!
I love you.

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 16:56

Jimbo wrote:Vote Fuery!
I'm With Fuery!
Fuery, Fuery, he's our man!
Tippecanoe and Furey Too!


If you only had the smarts to point out that the fact that there are more "votes" for me than there are regular posters on the board pointed to some darkly suspicious plot, J Lad! If you had, I'd be all over your cockamamy conspiracy theories like the bri-nylon shirt straining to cover John Onan's gut...
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 17:03

You are a victim of Russian poll tampering.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Count Machuki » 13 Jul 2017, 17:05

Davey the Fat Boy wrote:You are a victim of Russian poll tampering.


PROVE IT SNOWFLAKE





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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby R. Swipe » 13 Jul 2017, 17:14

fueryIre wrote:
Jimbo wrote:Vote Fuery!
I'm With Fuery!
Fuery, Fuery, he's our man!
Tippecanoe and Furey Too!


If you only had the smarts to point out that the fact that there are more "votes" for me than there are regular posters on the board pointed to some darkly suspicious plot, J Lad! If you had, I'd be all over your cockamamy conspiracy theories like the bri-nylon shirt straining to cover John Onan's gut...


:lol:

You're seething aren't you?

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 17:40

John Onan wrote:
fueryIre wrote:
Jimbo wrote:Vote Fuery!
I'm With Fuery!
Fuery, Fuery, he's our man!
Tippecanoe and Furey Too!


If you only had the smarts to point out that the fact that there are more "votes" for me than there are regular posters on the board pointed to some darkly suspicious plot, J Lad! If you had, I'd be all over your cockamamy conspiracy theories like the bri-nylon shirt straining to cover John Onan's gut...


:lol:

You're seething aren't you?

EXCELLENT :D :D


Positively busting a gut, mate, just like your cheap and nasty Primark shirt...
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 17:41

Davey the Fat Boy wrote:You are a victim of Russian poll tampering.



Where's the board's resident conspiracy theorist now that there;'s a real conspiracy for him to get his dentures into...
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby R. Swipe » 13 Jul 2017, 17:48

fueryIre wrote:
John Onan wrote:
fueryIre wrote:
If you only had the smarts to point out that the fact that there are more "votes" for me than there are regular posters on the board pointed to some darkly suspicious plot, J Lad! If you had, I'd be all over your cockamamy conspiracy theories like the bri-nylon shirt straining to cover John Onan's gut...


:lol:

You're seething aren't you?

EXCELLENT :D :D


Positively busting a gut, mate, just like your cheap and nasty Primark shirt...


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Your essay needs to be in before 5.00 tomorrow Dougie.


:D :D :D

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby fire and fueryIre » 13 Jul 2017, 18:03

I know you're not very bright, John, but do you know who Onan was or what act he is famous for?

Clue: It wasn't for having multiple aliases and using them to vote for a poster you don't like in BCB's recent "Pain the Arse" poll...
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Jul 2017, 18:10

Striker for Portugal in the 90's wasn't he?
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 13 Jul 2017, 18:30

What on earth did Fuery to deserve this?

I mean, he did not exactly receive the Ten Commandments on Horeb, but as far as all my internet inquiries told me, he is a God-fearing, tax-paying family man without any connections to the Trump Organization.

He is a shining example to all of us, for God's sake!

Losers, all!

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 18:34

Everybody must get stoned.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Sneelock » 13 Jul 2017, 18:39

Jimbo is gaining on him. My bookie is still taking wagers.
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Thang-y » 13 Jul 2017, 18:46

Bless your sweet little hearts

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby kewl klive » 13 Jul 2017, 18:59

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Striker for Portugal in the 90's wasn't he?


I thought he was the barbarian?
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby R. Swipe » 13 Jul 2017, 19:12

Noooo!

He was a FUERIOUS GERMANIC GOD, you fools!
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby The Great Defector » 13 Jul 2017, 19:13

Is it not Bowie's missus?
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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Jul 2017, 19:40

fueryIre wrote:I know you're not very bright, John.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: BCBs biggest pain in the arse (current)

Postby Goat Boy » 13 Jul 2017, 19:41

Fuck, I missed out Sloop
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