favourite Markus
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favourite Markus
Let's be having yez.
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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Re: favourite Markus
Markus regrets this thread.
Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model
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The Great Defector wrote:Markus regrets this thread.
Case in point:
I voted 'witty'
once an adman, always a cunt
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The incomprehensible Markus recalls Professor Stanley Unwin, who scared me when I was child
once an adman, always a cunt
all / Life death does end, and each day dies with sleep
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Re: favourite Markus
I like pissed off Markus a lot. that guy usually talks bollocks at the bball thread.
I run out of talent
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WG Kaspar wrote:I like pissed off Markus a lot. that guy usually talks bollocks at the bball thread.
bollocks is right.
I like confused Markus. He reminds me of an Irish Lou Costello.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
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sloopjohnc wrote:WG Kaspar wrote:I like pissed off Markus a lot. that guy usually talks bollocks at the bball thread.
bollocks is right.
I like confused Markus. He reminds me of an Irish Lou Costello.
This is blocked because I'm in work, but I'm guessing it's "whose on first....?".
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Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model
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yomptepi wrote:I didn't see the " absent" option.
I know you like me Yomp, giz a hug.
Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model
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I'd have voted for Replies To Literally Everything Markus personally!
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Brutal Kangaroo wrote:I'd have voted for Replies To Literally Everything Markus personally!
I take everything personally you mean?
Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model
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Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.
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Darkness_Fish wrote:Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.
He only needs the one, but it sounds like an orchestra.
I run out of talent
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I can't believe I'm the only vote for Friendly Markus so far.
Friendly Markus is what makes all the other Marki possible!
Friendly Markus is what makes all the other Marki possible!
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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Count Machuki wrote:I can't believe I'm the only vote for Friendly Markus so far.
Friendly Markus is what makes all the other Marki possible!
That is true - it is the "source" Markus from which every other Markus is derived, or mutates from, if you will.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
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Incomprehensible Markus- surely a tautology?
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I enjoy all of the Marki.
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Darkness_Fish wrote:Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.
mwhahaha. ow.
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Ragye wrote:I voted 'witty'
Yeah. And he's really been on lately.
Altho it was tempting to go with incomprehensible~
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This block
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The most impressive Markus is the one who resists every attempt from the big tough boys to get him to bite.
Keep on keepin on Markus.
Keep on keepin on Markus.
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...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...
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