favourite Markus

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

!!!!

pissed-off Markus
0
No votes
witty Markus
3
27%
confused Markus
1
9%
drunk Markus
1
9%
incomprehensible Markus
5
45%
friendly Markus
1
9%
 
Total votes: 11

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favourite Markus

Postby naughty boy » 27 Jun 2017, 17:25

Let's be having yez.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Dr Markus » 27 Jun 2017, 17:29

Markus regrets this thread.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Modesty Forbids » 27 Jun 2017, 17:33

The Great Defector wrote:Markus regrets this thread.


:) Case in point:

I voted 'witty'
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Modesty Forbids » 27 Jun 2017, 17:34

The incomprehensible Markus recalls Professor Stanley Unwin, who scared me when I was child
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby WG Kaspar » 27 Jun 2017, 17:47

I like pissed off Markus a lot. that guy usually talks bollocks at the bball thread.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby sloopjohnc » 27 Jun 2017, 19:02

WG Kaspar wrote:I like pissed off Markus a lot. that guy usually talks bollocks at the bball thread.


bollocks is right.

I like confused Markus. He reminds me of an Irish Lou Costello.

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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Dr Markus » 27 Jun 2017, 19:07

sloopjohnc wrote:
WG Kaspar wrote:I like pissed off Markus a lot. that guy usually talks bollocks at the bball thread.


bollocks is right.

I like confused Markus. He reminds me of an Irish Lou Costello.




This is blocked because I'm in work, but I'm guessing it's "whose on first....?".
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby yomptepi » 27 Jun 2017, 19:47

I didn't see the " absent" option.
You don't like me...do you?

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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Dr Markus » 27 Jun 2017, 19:50

yomptepi wrote:I didn't see the " absent" option.



I know you like me Yomp, giz a hug.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby The Red Heifer » 27 Jun 2017, 20:25

I'd have voted for Replies To Literally Everything Markus personally!
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Dr Markus » 27 Jun 2017, 20:35

Brutal Kangaroo wrote:I'd have voted for Replies To Literally Everything Markus personally!


I take everything personally you mean?
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Darkness_Fish » 27 Jun 2017, 20:43

Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby WG Kaspar » 27 Jun 2017, 21:14

Darkness_Fish wrote:Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.

He only needs the one, but it sounds like an orchestra.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Count Machuki » 27 Jun 2017, 21:54

I can't believe I'm the only vote for Friendly Markus so far.
Friendly Markus is what makes all the other Marki possible!
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby sloopjohnc » 27 Jun 2017, 22:07

Count Machuki wrote:I can't believe I'm the only vote for Friendly Markus so far.
Friendly Markus is what makes all the other Marki possible!


That is true - it is the "source" Markus from which every other Markus is derived, or mutates from, if you will.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby never/ever » 27 Jun 2017, 22:27

Incomprehensible Markus- surely a tautology?
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 27 Jun 2017, 22:51

I enjoy all of the Marki.
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Re: favourite Markus

Postby kath » 28 Jun 2017, 01:45

Darkness_Fish wrote:Tarkus Markus, the bloated stadium filler with too many keyboards.


mwhahaha. ow.

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Re: favourite Markus

Postby Loki » 28 Jun 2017, 04:44

Ragye wrote:I voted 'witty'

Yeah. And he's really been on lately.


Altho it was tempting to go with incomprehensible~

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Re: favourite Markus

Postby clive gash » 28 Jun 2017, 09:04

The most impressive Markus is the one who resists every attempt from the big tough boys to get him to bite.

Keep on keepin on Markus.
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