Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

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Hardest fruit to judge ripenes or eatability?

Apples
0
No votes
Bananas
0
No votes
Pears
4
50%
Oranges
1
13%
Grapes
0
No votes
Plums
0
No votes
Strawberries
0
No votes
Mangos
2
25%
Grapefruit
0
No votes
Cherries
0
No votes
Peaches/apricots
0
No votes
Quinces
0
No votes
Pomegranates
0
No votes
Melons
0
No votes
Kiwifruits
1
13%
Kumquats
0
No votes
 
Total votes: 8

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Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby sloopjohnc » 17 May 2017, 17:12

I ate a really bad pear this morning when I thought it was good and have been having this trouble with them for a dang week.
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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby Dr Markus » 17 May 2017, 17:13

Where's the "I don't need glasses option"?
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Postby sloopjohnc » 17 May 2017, 17:16

The Great Defector wrote:Where's the "I don't need glasses option"?


Did you look in your butt?
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Postby Dr Markus » 17 May 2017, 17:18

sloopjohnc wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Where's the "I don't need glasses option"?


Did you look in your butt?



My eyes are just fine, thank you!

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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 17 May 2017, 17:48

They're here all week, folks!


All fucking week...
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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 17 May 2017, 17:55

I fucking hope so! I really need to know which fruit is the hardest to judge ripeness or eatability!
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Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 17 May 2017, 20:10

It's 'edibility'.

Eatability is so 2015.

http://www.eatability.com.au/
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Postby Six String » 17 May 2017, 21:48

sloopjohnc wrote:I ate a really bad pear this morning when I thought it was good and have been having this trouble with them for a dang week.


Maybe it's because it isn't pear season. They are barely in the flowering stage at this point. Yourr pear is from somewhere else so of course they don't ship ripe fruit.

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Postby sloopjohnc » 17 May 2017, 21:50

'O' wrote:I fucking hope so! I really need to know which fruit is the hardest to judge ripeness or eatability!


Something to do between picking your "SHIT or HIT" masterpieces. I'm surprised the BBC hasn't approached you on the concept.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 17 May 2017, 21:51

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:It's 'edibility'.

Eatability is so 2015.

http://www.eatability.com.au/


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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 17 May 2017, 21:52

sloopjohnc wrote:
'O' wrote:I fucking hope so! I really need to know which fruit is the hardest to judge ripeness or eatability!


Something to do between picking your "hit or no hit" masterpieces. I'm surprised the BB fucking C hasn't approached you on the concept.


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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby Goat Boy » 17 May 2017, 21:55

I had a disappointing avocado last week
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Postby sloopjohnc » 17 May 2017, 22:07

Goat Boy wrote:I had a disappointing avocado last week


See, there ya go!

We're on a roll.
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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 17 May 2017, 23:07

Nothing worse than a mealy apple, but you can't tell until you take that first bite.
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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby Six String » 18 May 2017, 05:35

Some types of pears will benefit from spending a few days in a brown paper sack. If it is picked too green, this won't make ot taste leagues better but it will be easy to eat and maybe a little juicy.

Quince require cooking. You would never eat one raw.

The best thing is to buy local fruit and if that isn't possible, buy what's in season, not somethng that is in season 3,000 miles away.

I've been noticing bananas have been sucky lately. I usually buy them in the late winter/early spring when there isn't much of anything locally. I've read that the predominant type of banana was decimated by a disease or pest and so the industry is scrambling to recover. The bananas I had this year had a mealy texture. :evil:

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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby souphound » 24 May 2017, 20:02

Goat Boy wrote:I had a disappointing avocado last week


Maybe that's because it was a French avocado. In French, the name for it is that same as for a lawyer. "Avocat"

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Re: Hardest fruit to judge ripeness or eatability?

Postby mentalist (slight return) » 25 May 2017, 06:28

There's only one decent pear released every season.
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Postby NMB » 25 May 2017, 13:54

Kiwi fruit always seem to be sold under-ripe in the UK, I suspect it's because people use them mainly for garnishing rather than to eat.
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Postby Jimbo » 26 May 2017, 13:41

Avocado.
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