Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Flower » 04 May 2017, 19:00

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Called father "daddy"



You live in the South?

I guess you don't date much. ;)
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Samoan » 04 May 2017, 19:03

:lol: :D
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby pcqgod » 04 May 2017, 19:48

sloopjohnc wrote:I went out with a very nice, attactive woman when I was much younger. I took her out to a club with a couple friends of mine and they noticed she had a very long chin hair. I had never noticed it before. Every time I went to the bar to get a round, they would whisper, "Baaaa," making a goat noise, just loud enough for me to hear and her to not hear.

I broke up with her the next day.


How long?
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 May 2017, 19:49

pcqgod wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:I went out with a very nice, attactive woman when I was much younger. I took her out to a club with a couple friends of mine and they noticed she had a very long chin hair. I had never noticed it before. Every time I went to the bar to get a round, they would whisper, "Baaaa," making a goat noise, just loud enough for me to hear and her to not hear.

I broke up with her the next day.


How long?


Billy goat gruff long.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby pcqgod » 04 May 2017, 19:50

*shudder*
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby zoomboogity » 04 May 2017, 20:06

You could have offered to braid it for her. That way, if she took offense, you could have pulled the "Hey, I'm just trying to help!" card. Ah, but you were so much younger then...
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby zoomboogity » 04 May 2017, 20:16

That moment when things start getting frisky and she says how much she loves when someone runs his fingers through her hair. You're lucky to be alive, you know.

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Quaco » 04 May 2017, 22:58

It's odd because she no doubt knew it was there, and yet didn't dispatch it. Was it a matter of principle?
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby zoomboogity » 04 May 2017, 23:01

WWCD? (What would Costanza do?)

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Polishgirl » 05 May 2017, 17:37

Over- exuberant eyebrows.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Polishgirl » 05 May 2017, 17:45

Ooh! - stupid car.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 05 May 2017, 19:09

Quaco wrote:It's odd because she no doubt knew it was there, and yet didn't dispatch it. Was it a matter of principle?


I have no idea how she didn't see it - I had never seen it working with her every day and it took two of my dumbass friends to point it out in a dark nightclub and then I couldn't take my eyes off of it. She was very pretty and had been a cheerleader in high school so it's not like she was unaware of her looks and her attraction to guys.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Belle Lettre » 05 May 2017, 19:37

Loud swallowing.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 May 2017, 19:53

Smelly diaper.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby kath » 05 May 2017, 20:52

Polishgirl wrote:Ooh! - stupid car.


we should have the flipside of this thread. shallow reasons you were interested in someone.

... kickass car.

lessee. i've dated a barracuda, a camaro, a challenger and a mustang (oh behave).

then i fell in love with a guy who owned a crap capri. at least he was the spittin image of syd barrett.

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 05 May 2017, 21:03

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Smelly diaper.


I would think that would be a turn-on for you.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 May 2017, 21:05

sloopjohnc wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Smelly diaper.


I would think that would be a turn-on for you.


You calling me a pedophile?
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby neville harp » 05 May 2017, 22:11

Does sloop have his number?
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby bobzilla77 » 05 May 2017, 22:44

Inability to stfu about conspiracy theories. More than once.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 05 May 2017, 22:54

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Smelly diaper.


I would think that would be a turn-on for you.


You calling me a pedophile?


I was thinking more of a Danny Thomas thing.
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