Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

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Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby PresMuffley » 04 May 2017, 18:07

Bad manicure
The wrong shoes
Horrible laugh
Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive
Smoked crack once
Called father "daddy"
Believed The Blair Witch Project was real
Taste in literature, music, film, art, etc.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby The Great Defector » 04 May 2017, 18:08

PresMuffley wrote:Bad manicure
The wrong shoes
Horrible laugh
Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive
Smoked crack once
Called father "daddy"
Believed The Blair Witch Project was real
Taste in literature, music, film, art, etc.



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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Quaco » 04 May 2017, 18:10

Underwear with rips in it. (Not in the crotch, just maybe the elastic coming loose.) I dunno. I don't think it would bother me now.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 May 2017, 18:12

I went out with a very nice, attactive woman when I was much younger. I took her out to a club with a couple friends of mine and they noticed she had a very long chin hair. I had never noticed it before. Every time I went to the bar to get a round, they would whisper, "Baaaa," making a goat noise, just loud enough for me to hear and her to not hear.

I broke up with her the next day.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 May 2017, 18:13

Quaco wrote:Underwear with rips in it. (Not in the crotch, just maybe the elastic coming loose.) I dunno. I don't think it would bother me now.


:lol:

The funny thing is you weren't wearing any underwear at all, I bet.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Quaco » 04 May 2017, 18:15

sloopjohnc wrote:
Quaco wrote:Underwear with rips in it. (Not in the crotch, just maybe the elastic coming loose.) I dunno. I don't think it would bother me now.


:lol:

The funny thing is you weren't wearing any underwear at all, I bet.

Correct, gotta look my best!
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 May 2017, 18:16

Quaco wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
Quaco wrote:Underwear with rips in it. (Not in the crotch, just maybe the elastic coming loose.) I dunno. I don't think it would bother me now.


:lol:

The funny thing is you weren't wearing any underwear at all, I bet.

Correct, gotta look my best!


Now, that's funny.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Quaco » 04 May 2017, 18:17

OK different girl -- consistently sour/bad breath. Should I have said something?
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby clive gash » 04 May 2017, 18:20

Difficult to know how to broach the subject sensitively, just dump and run.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby clive gash » 04 May 2017, 18:21

Smoked crack twice.
Diamond Dog wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly 'walk in those shoes'?


Diamond Dog wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury, I must confess.



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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby clive gash » 04 May 2017, 18:26

Liked Morrissey.
Diamond Dog wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly 'walk in those shoes'?


Diamond Dog wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury, I must confess.



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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby clive gash » 04 May 2017, 18:31

Voted against me in the 2010 BCB Cup.
Diamond Dog wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly 'walk in those shoes'?


Diamond Dog wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury, I must confess.



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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby echolalia » 04 May 2017, 18:34

PresMuffley wrote:Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive

I'm in love already!

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Minnie the Minx » 04 May 2017, 18:35

echolalia wrote:
PresMuffley wrote:Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive

I'm in love already!


I'm married, Hun.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 May 2017, 18:35

echolalia wrote:
PresMuffley wrote:Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive

I'm in love already!


These seem like euphemisms for the very same thing.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby echolalia » 04 May 2017, 18:36

Minnie the Minx wrote:
echolalia wrote:
PresMuffley wrote:Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive

I'm in love already!


I'm married, Hun.

:lol:

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 May 2017, 18:38

Quaco wrote:OK different girl -- consistently sour/bad breath. Should I have said something?


That's a tough one. I would've bought some gum, offered her a stick and began a conversation on dental hygiene to see where it went.
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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby echolalia » 04 May 2017, 18:38

sloopjohnc wrote:
echolalia wrote:
PresMuffley wrote:Bushy bush
Untidy dwelling
Feline obsessive

I'm in love already!


These seem like euphemisms for the very same thing.

And :lol: to that too. It took a minute!

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Thang-y » 04 May 2017, 18:41

I've never lost interest in someone for any shallow reason. Wrong shoes is a big no no.

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Re: Shallow reasons you've lost interest in someone

Postby Quaco » 04 May 2017, 18:47

sloopjohnc wrote:
Quaco wrote:OK different girl -- consistently sour/bad breath. Should I have said something?


That's a tough one. I would've bought some gum, offered her a stick and began a conversation on dental hygiene to see where it went.

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