Best restaurant slogan ever?

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Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 14 Mar 2017, 12:51

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Drove past this place in Bolton at the weekend, in the remarkably shitty Deane Rd area. The restaurant here used to be a double-decker bus, but it's since upgraded, it would seem.
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Jimbo » 14 Mar 2017, 13:44

I saw my favorite restaurant slogan driving past a Ft. Lauderdale BBQ restaurant years ago and there was a painted sign that read "Put some south in your mouth!" Never forgot it and so I mention it here. But before I wrote it here I Googled the slogan. Turns out a number of BBQ restaurants use this slogan. It also turns out that whoever uses this slogan is being sly because "put some south in your mouth" is a another way to say oral sex.
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Fonz » 14 Mar 2017, 14:19

Jimbo wrote:I saw my favorite restaurant slogan driving past a Ft. Lauderdale BBQ restaurant years ago and there was a painted sign that read "Put some south in your mouth!" Never forgot it and so I mention it here. But before I wrote it here I Googled the slogan. Turns out a number of BBQ restaurants use this slogan. It also turns out that whoever uses this slogan is being sly because "put some south in your mouth" is a another way to say oral sex.



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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 14 Mar 2017, 15:07

Fonz wrote:
Jimbo wrote:I saw my favorite restaurant slogan driving past a Ft. Lauderdale BBQ restaurant years ago and there was a painted sign that read "Put some south in your mouth!" Never forgot it and so I mention it here. But before I wrote it here I Googled the slogan. Turns out a number of BBQ restaurants use this slogan. It also turns out that whoever uses this slogan is being sly because "put some south in your mouth" is a another way to say oral sex.



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What is 'oral sex'?
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 14 Mar 2017, 15:24

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
Fonz wrote:
Jimbo wrote:I saw my favorite restaurant slogan driving past a Ft. Lauderdale BBQ restaurant years ago and there was a painted sign that read "Put some south in your mouth!" Never forgot it and so I mention it here. But before I wrote it here I Googled the slogan. Turns out a number of BBQ restaurants use this slogan. It also turns out that whoever uses this slogan is being sly because "put some south in your mouth" is a another way to say oral sex.



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:shock:

What is 'oral sex'?


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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Jimbo » 14 Mar 2017, 15:43

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:
Fonz wrote:

:o


:shock:

What is 'oral sex'?


It is the eating of the meat! (I think)


Really? South … down south … in your mouth … Get it?
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 14 Mar 2017, 16:07

Eh... I think so... should I try it?
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Fonz » 14 Mar 2017, 16:08

Mouth sex is what I call it.
'Oral sex' just sounds vulgar.
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Fonz » 14 Mar 2017, 16:08

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:Eh... I think so... should I try it?


I tried it and slipped a disc.
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

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Fonz wrote:
Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:Eh... I think so... should I try it?


I tried it and slipped a disc.


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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Jimbo » 14 Mar 2017, 16:12

Fonz wrote:Mouth sex is what I call it.
'Oral sex' just sounds vulgar.


I originally wrote "b**w j*b" minus the asterisks and got a BCB time out.
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 14 Mar 2017, 16:15

Jimbo wrote:I originally wrote "b**w j*b" minus the asterisks and got a BCB time out.

Why would brow jab be problematic? It's a common piercing these days.
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Re: Best restaurant slogan ever?

Postby martha » 14 Mar 2017, 20:43

I like the simplicity of these. Tells you everything you need to know.

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