Tinder

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Tinder

Postby clive gash » 08 Mar 2017, 10:47

She had him at BIG CHIN
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Re: Tinder

Postby Dog Pickle 'BEAUT' » 08 Mar 2017, 10:49

:lol:
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solarskope wrote:
:lol:
keep it up you goon!


I'm serious cockhead- you stay away or I'll fuck you up for good.

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Re: Tinder

Postby Goat Boy » 08 Mar 2017, 10:55

Is she black?
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Re: Tinder

Postby Phil T » 08 Mar 2017, 11:00

Talking of big chins...


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Re: Tinder

Postby clive gash » 08 Mar 2017, 12:50

Diamond Dog wrote:I'd like to say I'd never resort to bombs - but I'm not sure I can ever truly 'walk in those shoes'?

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Re: Tinder

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 08 Mar 2017, 12:59

clive gash wrote:A contender emerges

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... nd-9986278


Thank you. Another problem of mine solved, then.

I will convince her that the's all wrong on her idea of marriage:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... ot-9829290

But then, I'm a very natural guy.
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Re: Tinder

Postby Goat Boy » 08 Mar 2017, 14:01

clive gash wrote:A contender emerges

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... nd-9986278


Oh he's gone off her now, haven't you heard?
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Re: Tinder

Postby martha » 08 Mar 2017, 16:21

All my jokes (grinder, swipe left) were stolen. I'll just point and laugh.

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Re: Tinder

Postby sloopjohnc » 08 Mar 2017, 16:27

Goat Boy wrote:
clive gash wrote:A contender emerges

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n ... nd-9986278


Oh he's gone off her now, haven't you heard?


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Re: Tinder

Postby joels344 » 09 Mar 2017, 12:18

clive gash wrote:
OH wrote:I can't fault it.

First date on Friday.



Friday night is Prog Synch Listen night

Have you no shame?



Which actually sounds like a great first date idea. If a girl agreed to that with me, I'd be considering marriage soon.

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Re: Tinder

Postby clive gash » 09 Mar 2017, 12:28

A girl listening to Prog 8-)

Never!
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Re: Tinder

Postby PENK » 09 Mar 2017, 15:56

clive gash wrote:A girl listening to Prog 8-)

Never!


Yeah, I refuse to contemplate giving women equal rights until they too can appreciate the genius of 'Supper's Ready'. They're just not intellectually capable!
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Re: Tinder

Postby acid tricycle » 09 Mar 2017, 20:02

I'm looking for a nuddy buddy ;-)

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Re: Tinder

Postby kath » 10 Mar 2017, 20:42

PENK wrote:
clive gash wrote:A girl listening to Prog 8-)

Never!


Yeah, I refuse to contemplate giving women equal rights until they too can appreciate the genius of 'Supper's Ready'. They're just not intellectually capable!


for a second there, i thought i was in hoffmanland.

*phew*

don't do that to me. i'm feeling so very... so very... fragile.

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Re: Tinder

Postby Phil T » 10 Mar 2017, 20:47

kath wrote: i'm feeling so very... so very... fragile.


That's cos yer a girl.

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Re: Tinder

Postby kath » 10 Mar 2017, 20:54

Phil T wrote:
kath wrote: i'm feeling so very... so very... fragile.


That's cos yer a girl.


but am i a real girl?

my phantom ovaries are undecided, while my phantom womb is running around hysterically.

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Re: Tinder

Postby Fonz » 11 Mar 2017, 13:52

Well. How'd it go?
Heyyyy!

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Re: Tinder

Postby clive gash » 11 Mar 2017, 13:54

Yeah, spill the beans.
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Re: Tinder

Postby clive gash » 11 Mar 2017, 13:54

I'm hoping for another BCB wedding,
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Re: Tinder

Postby Dog Pickle 'BEAUT' » 11 Mar 2017, 15:11

Monday.

If she gets back to me.
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