Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

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Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Grey Error » 03 Mar 2017, 19:34

I expect you've all heard in passing all the bumph this week about "ooh, don't eat 5 a day, eat 10!"
I don't want to focus on the science side of it, but my thoughts were that would mean I would have to cut down.
I've sometimes eaten ten vegetables by the afternoon, and it's easy!
I've read of some people tearing out their hair - how can I possibly eat that!

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Still Baron » 03 Mar 2017, 19:35

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 03 Mar 2017, 19:40

What's a "vegetable"?
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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Grey Error » 03 Mar 2017, 19:43

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Grey Error » 03 Mar 2017, 19:46

It's 2pm here: so far, cucumber, carrots, broccoli, spring onions, celery, tomatoes and an apple.
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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 03 Mar 2017, 19:49

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Belle Lettre » 03 Mar 2017, 19:55

Just had some gherkins.

Normally I have 3 or 4 pieces of fruit, the odd bit of salad and some form of vegetation with or for dinner, so yes, I would have to up it a bit.
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Postby yomptepi » 03 Mar 2017, 20:04

You have remember that it is a portion of vegetables. So it isn't just a tick list. I easily eat my five a day, but ten could be a challenge , and it should be a chore. I love fresh salads and fruit, and I eat loads of carrots and green beans. But things like potatoes and peas don't count.

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Grey Error » 03 Mar 2017, 20:14

Why should it be chore? Vegetables are ace!
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Postby Fonz » 03 Mar 2017, 20:17

Why don't peas count?

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby souphound » 03 Mar 2017, 20:19

I don't even eat 10 portions of food a day!
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 03 Mar 2017, 20:24

Do trees count?
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Postby toomanyhatz » 03 Mar 2017, 20:28

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby sloopjohnc » 03 Mar 2017, 21:26

Still Baron wrote:YES


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I eat a banana and pear or plum mid-morning, baby carrots and cherry tomatoes for lunch with hummus, three or four small tangerines in the afternoon, a salad or some smallish bell pepper kind of thingies for dinner with some salsa and another banana with some granola clusters for dessert. It kinda goes out the window on the weekend, but that's five days a week.
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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 03 Mar 2017, 21:33

Are eggs vegetables?
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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Grey Error » 03 Mar 2017, 22:21

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Are eggs vegetables?


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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 03 Mar 2017, 23:33

Yomppo posted a picture of them!!
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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Grey Error » 03 Mar 2017, 23:35

They're not eggs, you doltz. They're space radishes!
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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby trans-chigley express » 03 Mar 2017, 23:43

I eat LOTS of space radishes. I ate two for breakfast with space carrots and space lettuce.

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Re: Eating lots of fruit and vegetables

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 04 Mar 2017, 01:17

trans-chigley express wrote:I eat LOTS of space radishes. I ate two for breakfast with space carrots and space lettuce.


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