Things that need to be invented

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Things that need to be invented

Postby pcqgod » 15 Feb 2017, 16:02

1. "Smart" trousers that give you a warning beep when your fly is down.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Polishgirl » 15 Feb 2017, 16:28

Something that changes duvet covers for you.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby sloopjohnc » 15 Feb 2017, 16:32

A USB cable or headphone cord untangler.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby sloopjohnc » 15 Feb 2017, 16:32

Polishgirl wrote:Something that changes duvet covers for you.


I think that's called a "maid."
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby sloopjohnc » 15 Feb 2017, 16:33

pcqgod wrote:1. "Smart" trousers that give you a warning beep when your fly is down.


I like that - happens to me more than I'd like.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby pcqgod » 15 Feb 2017, 16:54

sloopjohnc wrote:A USB cable or headphone cord untangler.


Non-tangle-able cords! Get on that, MIT!
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 15 Feb 2017, 16:57

Facts.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby The Great Defector » 15 Feb 2017, 19:05

An electric charge from your steering wheel if you don't use your indicators.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Schiz-Ke-Bab » 15 Feb 2017, 19:35

A new sport. I'm sick of all the old ones.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Flower » 15 Feb 2017, 19:44

Pets that you don't outlive.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby pcqgod » 15 Feb 2017, 20:45

Schiz-Ke-Bab wrote:A new sport. I'm sick of all the old ones.


Time to make Rollerball a reality!

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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Fonz » 15 Feb 2017, 23:37

A cure for various illnesses
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby pcqgod » 15 Feb 2017, 23:51

Fonz wrote:A cure for various illnesses



Yeah, like one pill that cures everything.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Count Machuki » 16 Feb 2017, 00:17

Flower wrote:Pets that you don't outlive.


Turtles
Lots of parrots, too


new US electoral map/system
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby algroth » 17 Feb 2017, 02:14

Schiz-Ke-Bab wrote:A new sport. I'm sick of all the old ones.


eSports is looking your way! :D

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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 17 Feb 2017, 12:36

A wonderful pop album for this decade.
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Jimbo » 18 Feb 2017, 03:21

Teflon has been a boon for easy to clean frying pans but could they now invent a plastic spatula that is as easy to clean?
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby fueryIre » 18 Feb 2017, 12:51

A mobile phone camera that shoots razor sharp pins into the eyes of any one pulling that stupid pout people do when posing for selfies
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Re: Things that need to be invented

Postby Moleskin » 18 Feb 2017, 19:57

Bride Of Sea Of Tunes wrote:A wonderful pop album for this decade.


You clearly haven't been listening.
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