Laughs Needed Please.

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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby fueryIre » 16 Feb 2017, 09:11

Ian Maiden wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Poor chap's obviously got mental health issues - he's some kind of bi-polar bear....
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Copehead » 16 Feb 2017, 09:34

fueryIre wrote:
Ian Maiden wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Poor chap's obviously got mental health issues - he's some kind of bi-polar bear....


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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Loki » 16 Feb 2017, 10:00

fueryIre wrote:
Ian Maiden wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Poor chap's obviously got mental health issues - he's some kind of bi-polar bear....


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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby fueryIre » 16 Feb 2017, 10:58

Copehead wrote:
fueryIre wrote:
Ian Maiden wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Poor chap's obviously got mental health issues - he's some kind of bi-polar bear....


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Only been up 23 minutes, Copey. Obviously not much to do on the high seas today!
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby The Dríver » 16 Feb 2017, 11:38

Hugh wrote:IT took me bloody ages to type that out by the way. I hope you're grateful.


This made me laugh more than your joke.
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Copehead » 16 Feb 2017, 12:40

fueryIre wrote:Only been up 23 minutes, Copey. Obviously not much to do on the high seas today!


I'm at home, so even less to do :)
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby The Great Defector » 16 Feb 2017, 12:52

Copehead wrote:
fueryIre wrote:Only been up 23 minutes, Copey. Obviously not much to do on the high seas today!


I'm at home, so even less to do :)


My landlord, who works the rigs, says he nearly has to go back to work for a holiday he has that much to do when he comes home :lol: .
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby fueryIre » 16 Feb 2017, 12:57

The Great Defector wrote:
Copehead wrote:
fueryIre wrote:Only been up 23 minutes, Copey. Obviously not much to do on the high seas today!


I'm at home, so even less to do :)


My landlord, who works the rigs, says he nearly has to go back to work for a holiday he has that much to do when he comes home :lol: .


Next time you see him, ask him if he misses "Roger the Cabin Boy" whilst on dry land
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Postby The Great Defector » 16 Feb 2017, 12:59

fueryIre wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:
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I'm at home, so even less to do :)


My landlord, who works the rigs, says he nearly has to go back to work for a holiday he has that much to do when he comes home :lol: .


Next time you see him, ask him if he misses "Roger the Cabin Boy" whilst on dry land


Considering you're asking me to do that all the way down in Roscommon (I think) I'm gonna decline as I will have to deal with the rent increase after asking him.
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby hippopotamus » 16 Feb 2017, 23:39

It's depressing me that the only thing I've laughed at have been silly things happening at work.

Patient Drinking likes and dislikes : "Cucumbers"

Also I was in a place in the hospital we call "pods" because they are isolated areas, divided by specialty. I was working in the gastro pod, and a guy walks in saying we should have a giant picture of a Snail there." ...You know, Gastropod!" and he laughed and laughed. (I've also been laughing too much)

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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby The Great Defector » 17 Feb 2017, 00:40

hippopotamus wrote:
Oh, I know a joke--

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet
[said in a pirate accent]: Aye, you may think it's the letter Arrrr... but we're also pretty fond of the C.


Have you used that on patients?
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Count Machuki » 17 Feb 2017, 00:41

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hippopotamus wrote:
Oh, I know a joke--

What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet
[said in a pirate accent]: Aye, you may think it's the letter Arrrr... but we're also pretty fond of the C.


Have you used that on patients?


Surely not. She took an oath.
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Hugh » 17 Feb 2017, 00:48

A hippo-cratic one.

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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby The Great Defector » 17 Feb 2017, 01:22

Nicely done gentlemen. Sorry mims.
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Polishgirl » 21 Feb 2017, 13:21

This all continues to amuse me. Even Hugh's. :)

Thanks, chaps. xxxx
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Jimbo » 21 Feb 2017, 16:51

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3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Thang-y » 03 Mar 2017, 09:14

I'm sticking this here because searching for "wrongness" came up with no results and I got bored of searching through ndl pages for gallery of wrongness. But how's it going, Polishgirl?

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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Phil T » 03 Mar 2017, 12:33

Thang-y wrote:But how's it going, Polishgirl?


No doubt she'll tell you herself at some point and in rather more detail, but suffice it to say that the word 'byzantine' could easily describe what is currently happening to her work situation...

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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby fueryIre » 03 Mar 2017, 14:00

Phil T wrote:
Thang-y wrote:But how's it going, Polishgirl?


No doubt she'll tell you herself at some point and in rather more detail, but suffice it to say that the word 'byzantine' could easily describe what is currently happening to her work situation...


Pippa's attempting to rebuild and administer the Easter Roman Empire? Tough gig...
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Re: Laughs Needed Please.

Postby Phil T » 03 Mar 2017, 14:20

fueryIre wrote:
Phil T wrote:
Thang-y wrote:But how's it going, Polishgirl?


No doubt she'll tell you herself at some point and in rather more detail, but suffice it to say that the word 'byzantine' could easily describe what is currently happening to her work situation...


Pippa's attempting to rebuild and administer the Easter Roman Empire? Tough gig...


:D. Yeah, she'll manage though.


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