Happy birthday The Prof!

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Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 08 Feb 2017, 03:48

His constitution's hardy.
He's only slightly mardy.
He mumbles 'buggar off!'
Happy Birthday, Prof!

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Copehead » 08 Feb 2017, 03:54

He's Northern like a whippet
If prog came on he'd skip it
He's the spit of Dino Zoff
Happy Birthday Prof
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Loki » 08 Feb 2017, 04:59


Look up here, I'm in heaven

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Charlie O. » 08 Feb 2017, 07:48

Have a boffo one, Prof!

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Flower » 08 Feb 2017, 11:18

If love could've saved you, you would've lived forever.

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 08 Feb 2017, 13:48

Happy fuckin' Birthday, Professor Rupert Brogue-Teashop!!
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Belle Lettre » 08 Feb 2017, 13:57

Relent about Reggae!

Happy Birthday x
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Carlsson » 08 Feb 2017, 16:06

Indeed - may it be robust and progtastic!


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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby sloopjohnc » 08 Feb 2017, 17:11

Happy birthday, dude - although I have my doubts that he's a professor of anything remotely requiring intelligence.
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Jumper K » 08 Feb 2017, 18:36

Hope it's not too shit for you. Love Frank.

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby The Prof » 08 Feb 2017, 21:25

Thank you very much for the messages. :)

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby K » 08 Feb 2017, 21:31

Happy birthday, May tha' whippets be wise, may tha' ferrets be fulsome.
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Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Samoan » 09 Feb 2017, 07:54

Wishing you a belated Happy Birthday, Prof.
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby kath » 11 Feb 2017, 01:56

happy belated birthday, prof. hope you've recovered by now.

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Six String » 11 Feb 2017, 05:18

Happy Birthday old man! :D
Hope your birthday is still developing.

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby martha » 12 Feb 2017, 07:18

Happy belated birthday.

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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 12 Feb 2017, 09:00

PM Sent.
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Re: Happy birthday The Prof!

Postby Polishgirl » 13 Feb 2017, 13:17

He's handy with a camera
He's been to the Alhambra
I'm late in saying so,
But Happy Birthday, Pro(f) 8-)
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