Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby K » 31 Oct 2016, 23:24

Do more crosswords
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Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Teabag » 01 Nov 2016, 05:27

Lave home a year before you did.
I could be wrong. I usually am.

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby The Great Defector » 01 Nov 2016, 12:18

It will soon be over, one more year.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Mrs Slider » 01 Nov 2016, 12:29

Shitloads of casual sex will fuck up your ability to form functional relationships.

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby bhoywonder » 01 Nov 2016, 12:33

Work out what it means to be yourself, and stick with it.

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 02 Nov 2016, 19:42

donating your sperm can make you money.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby hippopotamus » 02 Nov 2016, 21:36

It's okay to conform. You give yourself a ridiculously hard time for nothing. P.S. Get out more.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby kath » 02 Nov 2016, 22:35

my first impulse was to go on some riff like "no, not there. no, not that. no, not him."

too complicated, though.

instead, i'll simplify and go with... "keep a first aid kit within reach at all times."

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Jimbo » 03 Nov 2016, 14:50

Walk In My Shadow wrote:donating your sperm can make you money.


I actually advised my high schoolers they could make a few extra easy bucks by selling their blood.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Moleskin » 03 Nov 2016, 15:31

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 03 Nov 2016, 18:52

Jimbo wrote:
Walk In My Shadow wrote:donating your sperm can make you money.


I actually advised my high schoolers they could make a few extra easy bucks by selling their blood.



Blood, yes. That was it. Blood.



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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Jimbo » 04 Nov 2016, 08:32

Don't get a tattoo…. What's that?… A pierced ear is different!
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby F.o.W » 05 Nov 2016, 10:54

Belle Lettre wrote:One man is very much like another


Bollocks.

One woman is just like another.......................... :roll:
Stay single.
Be True to yourself.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby The Great Defector » 05 Nov 2016, 13:15

Oh yeah

Stop posting on that bloody 4music site.



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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Still Baron » 05 Nov 2016, 15:22

Once you've graduated, move to Austin and buy a house.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby take5_d_shorterer » 05 Nov 2016, 23:00

Give up on rock and roll. Yes, it's true that the people who criticize it are essentially idiots, but the advice I am giving you here is not a critique of rock and roll. It is a critique of you. You do not have the appropriate skill set for the form.

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Count Machuki » 10 Nov 2016, 17:52

Don't kill/debilitate yourself or this improbable scenario might never work.
Now, here are the winning Mega Millions lottery numbers for the day after you graduate. 11-25-06-40-02-32 bonus ball 15.
Invest in Apple, Facebook, and Google.
Spend every second you can with your mom.
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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby BalticFox » 10 Nov 2016, 17:58

j.... wrote:18 year old me replying back: "Fuck off"


I'd like to bring back the eighteen year old versions of most forty and older men to sneer and spit at the old farts they've become.

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Rayge » 10 Nov 2016, 19:41

it gets better
You can't play a tune on an absolute

When the ball sleeps it dreams it is a Frisbee

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, love under will

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Re: Give your 18 year old self some good advice...

Postby Jimbo » 11 Nov 2016, 04:57

Rayge wrote:it gets better


Here here!

I actually told my son when he was a teenage to just wait, that adults have much more fun than kids.
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