The word assassination thread

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby gash on ignore » 13 Oct 2016, 10:05

They can't spell?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby The Beatles » 13 Oct 2016, 10:18

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Deebank » 13 Oct 2016, 10:26

Footy wrote:"Enjoy" as a command without an object.

Enjoy the match, enjoy your meal, enjoy your day off, enjoy yourself etc etc but not 'enjoy'. Horrible. Makes my arse cheeks quiver.


But what if some smug twat (probably a chef) claps their hands and then says it? That's OK surely?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Dr Markus » 13 Oct 2016, 14:27

Footy wrote:"Enjoy" as a command without an object.........

Makes my arse cheeks quiver.


:? had some interesting nights out Footy?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Charlie O. » 14 Oct 2016, 02:21

"Impactful".

I don't know that there's anything actually wrong with it, but there's something about it that usually sounds ridiculous to me.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby The Beatles » 14 Oct 2016, 04:30

"healthful" - for similar reasons
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby LeBaron » 14 Oct 2016, 04:34

HELICOPTER BOLLOCKS wrote:"healthful" - for similar reasons


Tell it to JIMBO
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 01 Dec 2016, 21:49

SHOPPORTUNITY*



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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby gash on ignore » 01 Dec 2016, 23:16

Markits.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 01 Dec 2016, 23:29

Bargins
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby souphound » 02 Dec 2016, 04:30

Not sure this hasn't presented itself here before, but making a relationship with a client "sticky" is a turn of phrase that is getting my goad up.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 02 Dec 2016, 08:41

Agile.

Alignment.

Horizon.

(in the office/business context)
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 02 Dec 2016, 16:00

souphound wrote:...making a relationship with a client "sticky"...


Ew.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 02 Dec 2016, 16:02

Count Machuki wrote:
souphound wrote:...making a relationship with a client "sticky"...


Ew.


I hear Fartpants uses that on a daily, nay, nightly basis.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 02 Dec 2016, 16:12

It is time to take conscious living to the next level. The future will be a quantum ennobling of serenity. The network of non-locality is now happening worldwide.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 03 Dec 2016, 14:50

Metrosexual.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Jan 2017, 01:29

There is something far worse than starting a sentence with "so"

And that is, "okay, so"
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Charlie O. » 16 Jan 2017, 01:33

Minnie Cheddars wrote:There is something far worse than starting a sentence with "so"

And that is, "okay, so"

Yes!
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Copehead » 16 Jan 2017, 03:44

Minnie Cheddars wrote:There is something far worse than starting a sentence with "so"

And that is, "okay, so"


Or starting a reply in an interview with "Listen!"

Or worse " For sure "

Why did sportsmen begin starting every reply with " For sure "

And eventing is a perfectly cromulant word, it is what horsey types do at the weekend, or over a long weekend if it is 3 day eventing.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby hippopotamus » 20 Jan 2017, 23:21

I said the word "Wangle" today, and was grossed out for the rest of the day. I don't know how it's never been called out before?
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