The word assassination thread

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby The Great Defector » 20 Jul 2016, 15:27

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Up yer fucking bum!



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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Goat Boy » 20 Jul 2016, 15:42

Easy big lad
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby The Great Defector » 20 Jul 2016, 15:56

Goat Boy wrote:Easy big lad


No "tiger" :(
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 20 Jul 2016, 17:12

OOh, "wary" pronounced as "weary"

it drives me NUTS
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby souphound » 20 Jul 2016, 21:42

POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS.....

please stop

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 25 Jul 2016, 16:31

"I thought to myself..."

Well who the hell else would you think to?!
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Very Stable Baron » 25 Jul 2016, 16:35

souphound wrote:POTUS, FLOTUS, SCOTUS.....

please stop

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Shan't.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Loki » 26 Jul 2016, 05:56

Me Mark Page wrote: us are

Um.....
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 28 Jul 2016, 21:23

Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby nev harp » 28 Jul 2016, 21:28

U OK hun?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby hippopotamus » 28 Jul 2016, 21:40

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My epitaph, please

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 28 Jul 2016, 21:44

clive gash wrote:U OK hun?


I'm on fleek, bro.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 29 Jul 2016, 03:41

Can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned "right now" yet.

"I'm so whatever right now"

TIT OFF
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Charlie O. » 29 Jul 2016, 04:18

Minnie the Minx wrote:Can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned "right now" yet.

"I'm so whatever right now"

:? What's wrong with that?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Minnie the Minx » 29 Jul 2016, 04:26

Charlie O. wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Can't believe anyone hasn't mentioned "right now" yet.

"I'm so whatever right now"

:? What's wrong with that?


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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Charlie O. » 29 Jul 2016, 05:20

What?
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby The Great Defector » 29 Jul 2016, 14:34

Youse.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby pcqgod » 03 Aug 2016, 01:51

I'd never heard the expression "throwing shade" before about a week ago, and now i hear it everywhere. Ugh.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 03 Aug 2016, 14:02

It seems as though everybody and their dog has discovered the word "gaslighting" this year.

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby hippopotamus » 03 Aug 2016, 14:44

Harvey K-Tel wrote:It seems as though everybody and their dog has discovered the word "gaslighting" this year.

Goodbye!



Dogs are the worst gaslighters.
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