The word assassination thread

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Earl E. Eel » 12 Mar 2018, 18:05

There aren’t enough hours in the day to correct all these idiots
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby harvey k-tel » 12 Mar 2018, 18:15

So just let them continue to be idiots.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Minnie Cheddars » 30 Mar 2018, 16:43

A Radio 4 news producer is being questioned about why he didn't cover the Brexit marches recently. Several times he has answered with the phrase, 'in the future, we need to be alive to that' and 'we consider ourselves alive to most of these issues'

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Charlie O. » 30 Mar 2018, 21:01

Cheeky Cheeky Naughty Sneaky wrote:A Radio 4 news producer is being questioned about why he didn't cover the Brexit marches recently. Several times he has answered with the phrase, 'in the future, we need to be alive to that' and 'we consider ourselves alive to most of these issues'

I'm sat in an American office building thumping my desk VERY HARD

I'm grateful that I haven't heard that one yet.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby hippopotamus » 23 May 2018, 12:31

"Natch"

Short for "naturallly"... I think :(
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Charlie O. » 29 May 2018, 02:38

hippopotamus wrote:"Natch"

Short for "naturallly"... I think :(

I'm afraid you're a little too late to nip that one in the bud!
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Count Machuki » 29 Aug 2018, 18:27

"love me some ____"

Oh, I love me some Beatles.

Just stop.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Earl E. Eel » 18 Sep 2018, 17:08

'asking for a friend' is getting old
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby gash’s trollish obsession » 19 Sep 2018, 22:45

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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby Earl E. Eel » 17 Oct 2018, 11:29

"(name of band) have let themselves go a bit"

please stop.
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Re: The word assassination thread

Postby harvey k-tel » 17 Oct 2018, 15:05

Aye, "(name of band) have let themselves go a bit" has let itself go a bit.
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