NUTS!

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Pick one - only one nut

Peanut
1
4%
Walnut
0
No votes
Brazil nut
3
12%
Cashew
7
28%
Almond
1
4%
Hazel
1
4%
Pecan
3
12%
Those Hawaiian nutsI I fucking can't remember the name …
2
8%
Chestnut
1
4%
Beer
1
4%
3/4 inch
0
No votes
Testicle
1
4%
Coconut
0
No votes
Another fucking kind of nut
4
16%
 
Total votes: 25

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Re: NUTS!

Postby fange » 10 Jul 2016, 09:57

Oh man, i love eating nuts. There are a bunch
which are absolute favourites, and i have at least once a week - almonds, walnuts, pistachios, peanuts and cashews.


A half-handful of almonds along with a half-handful of raisins are not just a healthy snack but absolutely delicious.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby The Red Heifer » 10 Jul 2016, 10:20

Macadamia
Hazelnut
Cashew

Nuts are a bit iffy to me but those 3 are undeniable
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Re: NUTS!

Postby martha » 11 Jul 2016, 01:12

Pistachios, Macadamias, Brazil Nuts and Cashews are my favorites. But I can't eat them due to lack of teeth now. I miss them.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Muskrat » 11 Jul 2016, 03:23







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Re: NUTS!

Postby Samoan » 11 Jul 2016, 08:46

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Re: NUTS!

Postby Goat Boy » 11 Jul 2016, 16:27

I fucking love cashews
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Re: NUTS!

Postby harvey k-tel » 11 Jul 2016, 16:31

Goat Boy wrote:I fucking love cashews


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Re: NUTS!

Postby Goat Boy » 11 Jul 2016, 16:33

I call my girlfriends cats ball sack his cashew
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Count Machuki » 11 Jul 2016, 16:36

I used to love cashews. Then I read this:
Goat Boy wrote:I call my girlfriends cats ball sack his cashew
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Re: NUTS!

Postby clive gash » 11 Jul 2016, 16:36

I like 'skope's nuts - on my chin.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Goat Boy » 11 Jul 2016, 16:38

Count Machuki wrote:I used to love cashews. Then I read this:
Goat Boy wrote:I call my girlfriends cats ball sack his cashew


It's silver and it shines.

Sometimes the lass will pick him up, flip him over and ask me to gaze at his magnificent cashew.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Count Machuki » 11 Jul 2016, 16:44

That's it. I'm switching to macamadamia nuts.
Too bad they're the most expensive of all nuts.

Any boiled peanut fans here? A roadside staple in The Southeast.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby pcqgod » 11 Jul 2016, 16:47

Deez.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Muskrat » 11 Jul 2016, 19:25

Goat Boy wrote:I call my girlfriends cats ball sack his cashew


Is this something that comes up frequently in your chats?
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Goat Boy » 11 Jul 2016, 19:27

Fairly frequently
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Dr Markus » 11 Jul 2016, 19:29

"His cashew is on my face again. That's the last time that fucking cat is sleeping in the bed room"
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Loki » 12 Jul 2016, 04:48

Count Machuki wrote:
Any boiled peanut fans here? A roadside staple in The Southeast.

Had them for the first time a couple of years ago, in Florida. LOVED 'em.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 16 Jul 2016, 04:38

Nuts are the TITS. All of them - I can't get enough.
My vote was for Brazil, and I'm happy to see them with a runaway lead here.
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Re: NUTS!

Postby Minnie the Minx » 14 Nov 2019, 02:39

Though I did have macadamia nuts (is that how you spell it?) for the first time the other month and my mouth cried with joy!
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Re: NUTS!

Postby soundchaser » 14 Nov 2019, 09:58

I hate all nuts and can’t eat them. And the smell. Just awful. I voted beer, though.