Weird dreams

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Jumper K » 11 Oct 2020, 15:28

Minnie the Minx wrote:I had a dream that me and Jumper K went on a pub crawl of Canada’s ‘real ale’ bars.

All of them?

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie the Minx » 13 Oct 2020, 17:50

Last night I had a dream that I was in hospital with back pain. They gave me a sandwich to eat that was made with yoga mats instead of bread.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Charlie O. » 16 Oct 2020, 18:39

Background: my family lived in Izmir, Turkey from mid-1973 to mid-'75. Day before yesterday I had a nice long phone chat with my older brother Jon who lives in Seattle, and among other things we discussed people we remembered from Turkey, some of whom he's in touch with on Facebook. Okay, so...

A stranger came to the door - short and a bit squat, bald, with a round face and a short salt-and-pepper beard, and speaking halting English with an accent that I couldn't quite place. He said he wanted to see my brother (who of course wasn't there) because they'd been friends in Turkey. Something made me suspicious, and I was asking him how he knew Jon, but the more I tried to pin him down on the particulars the worse his English seemed to get. I had the feeling his English was probably really quite good and he was only pretending otherwise so he could pretend to not understand my questions, or to not be able to answer them.

Then he said he needed to speak to me in my car; I thought this was a strange request, but I agreed. On the walk from the house to the car (which was parked a bit farther away from the house than in real life) I was saying he'd have to give me a minute to clear off the passenger seat, which was full of CDs and various other things (as is true IRL) - then it occurred to me that we had been talking to each other at very close range without either of us wearing a mask. Well, I thought, I've got some masks in the car, but I realized that if he had the Covid virus I was probably already infected.

At the same time, I realized that the man I was talking to was Lev Parnas, the Ukrainian-born businessman who was at the center of Trump's Ukraine scandal.

I opened the driver's side door, he opened the passenger door, and I leaned inside to clear the seat off and also find masks for us. He continued to talk, and as he did he started to vomit a little but he continued talking, as though he hoped I wouldn't notice. I said "You're not getting in my car, Lev." He accepted this without complaint, and we were walking back towards the house when I woke up.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Charlie O. » 25 Oct 2020, 02:57

Had a dream a couple of nights ago that I got a job working at a company owned by Rod Stewart. I don't recall what the product or service was - it wasn't anything music-related. I was surprised to discover that he wasn't merely a celebrity figurehead - he was actually in there most of the time, very "hands on" and concerned with the quality of... whatever we were doing/making, and was regarded with real affection and respect by everyone there. I myself found him very friendly and charming, even though at one point he asked me "So Charles, how long have you been with us - about five months now, isn't it?" and I had to answer "actually, about four hours, Rod."
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Flower » 10 Nov 2020, 13:16

I had a dream last night that I bought my husband some bologna on sale. I don't eat bologna but he does, so I was being nice. When I told him about the bologna, he told everyone that I would prepare them spaghetti bolognese. Then I told him that I didn't have any chopped meat/ground beef for the spaghetti bolognese and there was some sort of confusion. I ended up making spaghetti bolognese for around twenty business associates.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie the Minx » 10 Nov 2020, 14:58

I dreamt I had a mouth full of cockroaches that I was hiding from
Baron.
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Nov 2020, 14:35

Last night I had a dream that I married my old assistant and she moved in with us. She was a bit grumpy and didn’t seem to be enjoying the arrangement. Then, Fred Armisen married my hairdresser and she shaved her head. She tried to sell me her sofa and I said I wanted it, and I asked Baron and he said ‘oh don’t ask ME why don’t you ask you your WIFE!’ Then the house had multiple leaks and sank.
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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Six String » 20 Nov 2020, 23:59

Minnie the Minx wrote:Last night I had a dream that I married my old assistant and she moved in with us. She was a bit grumpy and didn’t seem to be enjoying the arrangement. Then, Fred Armisen married my hairdresser and she shaved her head. She tried to sell me her sofa and I said I wanted it, and I asked Baron and he said ‘oh don’t ask ME why don’t you ask you your WIFE!’ Then the house had multiple leaks and sank.


:lol: I’d like some of what you’re smoking!

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Nov 2020, 00:59

Six String wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Last night I had a dream that I married my old assistant and she moved in with us. She was a bit grumpy and didn’t seem to be enjoying the arrangement. Then, Fred Armisen married my hairdresser and she shaved her head. She tried to sell me her sofa and I said I wanted it, and I asked Baron and he said ‘oh don’t ask ME why don’t you ask you your WIFE!’ Then the house had multiple leaks and sank.


:lol: I’d like some of what you’re smoking!


Honestly, I'd happily trade you my night time dream adventures. I've always had vivid dreams, but this year they have been increasingly bananas and I wake up feeling like my night has been anything but restful, even if I have slept like a log!
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?


Flower wrote:I just did a google search.

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Re: Weird dreams

Postby Six String » 21 Nov 2020, 04:48

Minnie the Minx wrote:
Six String wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Last night I had a dream that I married my old assistant and she moved in with us. She was a bit grumpy and didn’t seem to be enjoying the arrangement. Then, Fred Armisen married my hairdresser and she shaved her head. She tried to sell me her sofa and I said I wanted it, and I asked Baron and he said ‘oh don’t ask ME why don’t you ask you your WIFE!’ Then the house had multiple leaks and sank.


:lol: I’d like some of what you’re smoking!


Honestly, I'd happily trade you my night time dream adventures. I've always had vivid dreams, but this year they have been increasingly bananas and I wake up feeling like my night has been anything but restful, even if I have slept like a log!


Last night I dreamed about talking to my “source” for my organic Mendo but when I woke up there wasn’t more weed in my stash. :x I did wake up restful though slightly disappointed. :D