Would you rather be smart or funny?

[Snarfyguy]

How about neither smart nor funny, but sexy?

funny IS sexy

Jim Gaffigan aside, yeah, you might be on to something.

[kath]

How about neither smart nor funny, but sexy?

that's fine... as long as we get to gag you first.

[kath]

for the sake of simplicity, i will choose drunk and belligerent.

You called?

forget the gag. where are my handcuffs?

[sloopjohnc]

So says a smart guy!

Says you.

[sloopjohnc]

How about neither smart nor funny, but sexy?

funny IS sexy

So, my ex originally dated my roommate, Julio, who's a funny guy. She moved out to California from Austin, and I asked her one time why she started dating Julio.

"He was funny," was her response.

Most of my friends are funny - they were always voted "Funniest in School" in yearbooks from jr. high on. Funny people don't hang out with people who aren't funny but I was just funny in a quieter way.

My first reaction to when my wife told me she thought she was miscarrying while we were grocery shopping was to shout out, "Clean up in aisle nine." It's my way of reacting to pain.

She appreciated the comedy because it diffused the seriousness of the situation.

[Belle Lettre]

humor that sparks my brain and gets it even gooier is a whollllllle nuther dimension of munchy. just the type of person i am, there is no real relationship for me without it.

Oh yes.

[Robert]

I'd choose funny. Most realy funny people I believe are pretty intelligent. Lots of intelligent people on the other hand score negative
on the funny scale.

[Velvis]

"Funny will get you through times of no smart better than smart will get you through times of no funny."

-- Freewheelin' Franklin

[Belle Lettre]

"Funny will get you through times of no smart better than smart will get you through times of no funny."

-- Freewheelin' Franklin

I feel that is paraphrased

[Velvis]

[Belle Lettre]

Now that's what I remember

[Charlie O.]

If you remember, then you weren't really there, man!