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Nosy Sex

Posted: 27 Apr 2015, 03:26
by Hepcat
Do you try to hear your neighbours having sex?

:?:

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 27 Apr 2015, 12:11
by Flower
NO! I have no interest or curiosity in the sex life of neighbors. I just want them NOT to touch, move or modify anything on my property and to replace anything what they break .. they can have all the sex that they want BUT I don't want to hear it, nor do I want it on my porch or in my garden.

We had neighbors in the semi to the West of us who were both very nosy. The woman on the Eastern side of the semi (I'll call her E) would tell me (I didn't ask but was trapped on my porch) about how she could hear the woman next to her (I'll call her S) crying in her shower and that prior to this woman living next to her (I'll call her M) would have loud sex. I have no interest and don't know if it was in her shower or not. M was E's husband's cousin and after many months, they told her that they could hear her having sex. E also 'heard' S talking in her house and would go to listen.

S, the woman on the Western side of that semi, would trap me by having a sad face and inviting me in for tea, would suddenly "Hush" me as she would hear J & E having sex on the other side of the semi. S claimed that E told her that she and J scheduled their sexual encounters .. I didn't need to know this and never cared. BUT .. I did use this as an excuse to leave S's house and would tell her to go listen and that I'd see her another time.

I don't know if these woman used glasses or other listening devices and never cared. It is curious that other than slamming the front door, I don't hear anything from the other side of our semi. :o

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 27 Apr 2015, 12:39
by Fonz
I like to SMELL them having sex!

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 20 Oct 2019, 02:04
by Minnie the Minx
Our neighbours are a 72 year old woman and her daughter, so no.

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 20 Oct 2019, 19:13
by Samoan
I've two millennial girls living next door but thus far I haven't tuned in.

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 20 Oct 2019, 21:20
by Darkness_Fish
Well, both sets of neighbours are significantly older than me, and I'm no spring chicken. Given that the house is attached to neither, they'd have to be pretty fuckin' loud, or I'd have to be pretty fuckin' disturbed.

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 21 Oct 2019, 12:43
by Deebank
Earlier this summer I was staying for a couple of nights - Friday, Saturday - in the Campanile hotel in Runcorn.
It's a pretty crappy motel sort of place with no staff working through the night apparently.

Anyway, Friday night I drift off to sleep only to be woken at about 3 in the morning. Sounds like in the room upstairs (like I say this was a motel type place so my room opened on to the carpark rather than a corridor - same upstairs, they open onto a parapet walkway) there's a party going on, but no music or loud behaviour just what sounds like a bunch of guys chatting and mooching about up there.

Then a bit later I am again awoken this time by loud 'lady music' while the general low-key hubbub continues. Then another distinct female 'voice' joins in... This carries on for some time intermittently and without any great enthusiasm. I drift backk to sleep.

It all stopped at about 6.30 just as I was getting up - I meant to leave my TV on full blast when I left in revenge - but forgot :roll:

I noticed the grass verge outside my room was strewn with fag ends that weren't there the day before.

I was dreading the Saturday night but all was quiet - apart from one Liverpool fan singing loudly at 4 in the morning - LFC won the Champions League that night.

There's nowt as weird as folk, eh.

Re: Nosy Sex

Posted: 21 Oct 2019, 22:11
by Quaco
I don't try to, no. I do feel a little sad that I have NEVER heard a single neighbor doing it in all the years I've been here though. Maybe they have good sound insulation.