Earlier this summer I was staying for a couple of nights - Friday, Saturday - in the Campanile hotel in Runcorn.
It's a pretty crappy motel sort of place with no staff working through the night apparently.
Anyway, Friday night I drift off to sleep only to be woken at about 3 in the morning. Sounds like in the room upstairs (like I say this was a motel type place so my room opened on to the carpark rather than a corridor - same upstairs, they open onto a parapet walkway) there's a party going on, but no music or loud behaviour just what sounds like a bunch of guys chatting and mooching about up there.
Then a bit later I am again awoken this time by loud 'lady music' while the general low-key hubbub continues. Then another distinct female 'voice' joins in... This carries on for some time intermittently and without any great enthusiasm. I drift backk to sleep.
It all stopped at about 6.30 just as I was getting up - I meant to leave my TV on full blast when I left in revenge - but forgot
I noticed the grass verge outside my room was strewn with fag ends that weren't there the day before.
I was dreading the Saturday night but all was quiet - apart from one Liverpool fan singing loudly at 4 in the morning - LFC won the Champions League that night.
There's nowt as weird as folk, eh.