biscuits vs crisps

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biscuits
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crisps
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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby northernsky » 01 Jan 2018, 00:03

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You just haven't eaten the right crisp yet!



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My thought, exactly! :)
Anyway: biscuits. The regular hobnob is irresistible. For good and ill you can only find them in certain stores here. I can't keep a pack in the house without the mice getting at them :?

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby echolalia » 01 Jan 2018, 23:25

Crisps are the devil's dandruff. I never eat them unless I'm very hungry and there's nothing else - any port in a storm! I loved them when I was a kid though - Skips especially.

Biscuits are all kinds of wonderful.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby The Beatles » 01 Jan 2018, 23:34

echolalia wrote:Crisps are the devil's dandruff. I never eat them unless I'm very hungry and there's nothing else - any port in a storm! I loved them when I was a kid though - Skips especially.

Biscuits are all kinds of wonderful.


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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Goat Boy » 01 Jan 2018, 23:43

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby The Beatles » 02 Jan 2018, 00:22

oh just 'cos you live on them, north of the border
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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby fange » 02 Jan 2018, 00:29

I love both, but then i love pretty much all kinds of snacks and junk food.

I devoured a pack of these after Xmas practically on my own...

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Quaco » 04 Jan 2018, 09:18

echolalia wrote:Crisps are the devil's dandruff. I never eat them unless I'm very hungry and there's nothing else - any port in a storm! I loved them when I was a kid though - Skips especially.

Biscuits are all kinds of wonderful.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Toby » 04 Jan 2018, 10:08

Ah but when you get a crisp that has been folded in half and delivers a whopping double crunch, that sort of serendipitous delight is entirely missing from the biscuit oeuvre. Plus you can't do the "tip the bag up and eat the bottom bits" thing with biscuits either.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Toby » 04 Jan 2018, 10:09

Biscuits suffer from the "I'll eat the whole packet if I'm not careful" issue, whereas a normal bag of crisps is just enough.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby The Beatles » 04 Jan 2018, 10:13

Seen those huge bags of Doritos? Usually going for a quid?
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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Insouciant Western People » 04 Jan 2018, 10:14

I have a serious thing for these, I can eat a whole large packet in one go, dead easy. They go very well with a large glass of wine and something good on TV.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Toby » 04 Jan 2018, 10:19

BCB's Most Tedious Poster wrote:Seen those huge bags of Doritos? Usually going for a quid?


Oh of course. You're on a hiding to nothing with those.

I have a gaming group where everyone buys big bags of crisps (those Walkers fancy ones like Chilli) and about 5 of us demolish them in about an hour. Once I feigned not going so that I didn't have to eat them.

Crisps and Biscuits are the one thing I have resolved to cut down massively on.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby gash on ignore » 12 Jun 2018, 16:45

From Walkers to Kettle Chips - this is the definitive ranking of UK crisps

https://www.mirror.co.uk/interactives/w ... g-12689788
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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby sloopjohnc » 12 Jun 2018, 16:50

Crisps, or chips for me.

Just bought these at supermarket.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby gash on ignore » 12 Jun 2018, 16:56

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Crisps as crack.
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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby The Beatles » 12 Jun 2018, 17:00

they're ok


now THESE

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby sloopjohnc » 12 Jun 2018, 18:02

gash on ignore wrote:Image

Crisps as crack.


Ritz has introduced these - kind of a hybrid cracker and crisp. Pretty good.

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby The Beatles » 12 Jun 2018, 18:32

How can they be 'artificially flavored' if we're talking about ingredients as commonplace as salt and vinegar?

is acetic acid 'artificial'?
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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Copehead » 12 Jun 2018, 22:52

Two of the biggest destroyers of diets.
I have excised biscuits from my life as I have never been that bothered about them.

Crisps I cannot leave behind, they are too lovely, especially cheese and onion.

But I have them rarely as a treat and weighed out.

As an emergency snack I have some BBQ flavoured corn bits which are far lower in cals
And if you tolerate this then your children will be next

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Re: biscuits vs crisps

Postby Goat Boy » 12 Jun 2018, 23:00

ORORORO wrote:they're ok


now THESE

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Filth.

The chilli ones are great too.

These are outrageously good...

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Also a big fan of these...

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