Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Yummy Yorkie or Crafty Pasty?

Yorkshire
8
38%
Cornland
13
62%
 
Total votes: 21

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Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Betty Denim » 28 Jun 2013, 21:28

WAR!

Who wins?

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Dr Markus » 28 Jun 2013, 21:31

Pasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby sloopjohnc » 28 Jun 2013, 21:35

When I was staying at Django's a couple years ago, he showed me a pasty shop in the center of Chester on the second day I was there.

I would walk there almost every day and get one.

He got pretty sick of me asking, "So, do you think it's time to hit the pasty shop?"

My mom used to make Yorkshire pudding. I'd pour syrup all over the shit to make it taste good.
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Betty Denim » 28 Jun 2013, 21:37

[quote="sloopjohnc"]When I was staying at Django's a couple years ago, he showed me a pasty shop in the center of Chester on the second day I was there.

I would walk there almost every day and get one.

He got pretty sick of me asking, "So, do you think it's time to hit the pasty shop?"

My mom used to make Yorkshire pudding. I'd pour syrup all over the shit to make it taste good.[/quote]

Syrup? Oh fucking Jesus, Sloopers!

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 28 Jun 2013, 21:38

The meat they use in Cornish pasties is invariably fucking shit. I'd love them if you didn't get bits of gristle and cartilage.

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Postby Betty Denim » 28 Jun 2013, 21:40

friend of all wrote:The meat they use in Cornish pasties is invariably fucking shit. I'd love them if you didn't get bits of gristle and cartilage.


It's the huge knobs of carrot that fuck me off. No wonder they're all Lib Dems and pirates.

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Postby Bungo the Mungo » 28 Jun 2013, 21:51

:lol:

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Samoan » 28 Jun 2013, 21:57

Amen to that, Bettina.
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Polishgirl » 28 Jun 2013, 22:03

A proper Cornish pasty does not have carrot in it. You're just eating shite that pretends to be pasty.

That's what happens when people buy crap from Greggs, though. Shame on you.

It's potato, swede and steak ( chuck or skirt, I think) with a LOT of pepper. And that's it.

I stopped eating meat aged 15 but one of the MOST DELICIOUS things I've had to this day ( and I'm 105) was a pasty. We were going off on a school trip to Austria and my friend's mum ( a farmer's wife) made us this huge pasty to share on the ferry. Even thinking about it now makes my mouth water like a big watering thing. It was so savoury and peppery and tasty and delectable and if you've not eaten a proper homemade cornish pasty, well, I feel sorry for your tastebuds, poor deprived things that they are.

Delicious as flipping fuck.
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Polishgirl » 28 Jun 2013, 22:05

Oh, and all people from Cornwall are lib dems and pirates JUST like all people from Yorkshire are penny pinching misery gut whingers.
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Samoan » 28 Jun 2013, 22:06

:shock:

Steady on, Polish.
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Betty Denim » 28 Jun 2013, 22:06

Polishgirl wrote:Oh, and all people from Cornwall are lib dems and pirates JUST like all people from Yorkshire are penny pinching misery gut whingers.


Me? Whinge?

:o

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Samoan » 28 Jun 2013, 22:09

The very idea.
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Belle Lettre » 28 Jun 2013, 22:18

I like both. But that isn't really what the thread's about, is it?
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Samoan » 28 Jun 2013, 22:19

:o
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Belle Lettre » 28 Jun 2013, 22:20

What? :D

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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby Nikki Gradual » 28 Jun 2013, 22:21

This is genuinely the toughest question ever asked on BCB.
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Postby Tapiocahead » 28 Jun 2013, 22:29

Yorkshire Puddings are part of a meal (although my granddad used to insist on eating them seperately, albeit on the same plate with the same gravy so not a starter, before the main body of the meal) and pasties can be eaten independently. There's no real comparison
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby jimboo » 28 Jun 2013, 22:38

Nikki Gradual wrote:This is genuinely the toughest question ever asked on BCB.


I was just thinking the same thing ! I mean ,on it's own pasty wins and yet , my wife's giant pudding and gravy is so fucking good , Christ.
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Re: Yorkshire Pudding vs. Cornish Pasty

Postby blue sky » 28 Jun 2013, 22:54

Yorkshire puddings every time. I made some tonight and it's an art form. I'm a Yorkshire bird so have to keep the trend going


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