Have you still got It ?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

Have you had your Appendix removed ?

Yes, I've had it out
6
38%
No, I've still got it
10
63%
 
Total votes: 16

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Have you still got It ?

Postby Samoan » 03 Apr 2013, 22:27

Still got it ? Your Appendix ?

Ping the poll and feel free to tell us of the loss of your appendices.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 03 Apr 2013, 22:28

I thought you were going to ask about 'it', you know.....! ;)



In which case, no, I lost it a few years ago.... :(

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Samoan » 03 Apr 2013, 22:30

Dang, I forgot to make a poll.
soundchaser wrote: The actual song was pretty good, if you overlook the singing.

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby John Mc » 03 Apr 2013, 22:54

Samoan wrote:Dang, I forgot to make a poll.


Just stick one at the end.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Samoan » 03 Apr 2013, 23:01

John Mc wrote:
Samoan wrote:Dang, I forgot to make a poll.


Just stick one at the end.

Done, but it's at the top...
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby The Prof » 03 Apr 2013, 23:03

John Mc wrote:
Samoan wrote:Dang, I forgot to make a poll.


Just stick one at the end.



That was an appendix gag, wasn't it? Very good.

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Samoan » 03 Apr 2013, 23:06

:|
soundchaser wrote: The actual song was pretty good, if you overlook the singing.

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Samoan » 03 Apr 2013, 23:15

the SEX DOCTOR wrote:I thought you were going to ask about 'it', you know.....! ;)

That was the plan :)
soundchaser wrote: The actual song was pretty good, if you overlook the singing.

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 03 Apr 2013, 23:27

Why, you...........!! :twisted:

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Billybob Dylan » 03 Apr 2013, 23:29

the SEX DOCTOR wrote:I thought you were going to ask about 'it', you know.....! ;)



In which case, no, I lost it a few years ago.... :(

I never had it to begin with. I've got my appendix, tho'
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Hugh » 03 Apr 2013, 23:32

Still have appendix and tonsils. Bye-bye adenoids.

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Apr 2013, 00:10

the SEX DOCTOR wrote:I thought you were going to ask about 'it', you know.....! ;)

In which case, no, I lost it a few years ago.... :(


Time to sell the practice, SEX DOCTOR.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby mentalist (slight return) » 04 Apr 2013, 00:16

i've still got it

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Jimbo » 04 Apr 2013, 07:18

Tonsils, no. Appendix, yes.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 04 Apr 2013, 07:27

sloopjohnc wrote:
the SEX DOCTOR wrote:I thought you were going to ask about 'it', you know.....! ;)

In which case, no, I lost it a few years ago.... :(


Time to sell the practice, SEX DOCTOR.


:)

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby The Dríver » 04 Apr 2013, 09:36

Tonsils and appendix still present, which I'm glad about as they both form part of the immune system.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 04 Apr 2013, 09:38

The Dríver wrote:Tonsils and appendix still present, which I'm glad about as they both form part of the immune system.


Good call, and same here. My IG-10 levels are tops, by the way. And TNF-alpha is low.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Phil T » 04 Apr 2013, 10:14

I had it, but I've given it back.
Honest guv...

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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby mission » 05 Apr 2013, 02:42

I have had my appendix removed twice. Just in the last year and a half, actually.

January last year - New Year's Eve to be precise - I had laparoscopic (sic) surgery to remove my appendix. Six months later I was feeling as crook as a dog, with pretty much the same symptoms as when I had appendicitis but thought it couldn't possibly be that as I had had mine removed.

Turns out, after the fucking thing got so inflamed I got peritonitis and had to lose part of my bowel as well, that the bit left behind was large enough to become infected again. It's called stump appendicitis and is pretty rare.

So now I have the three little scars from the initial surgery and two great big ones from the genuine removal, which saw a couple of thousand dollars worth of surgical staples close up my bowel, the drain site get infected and my infection markers reach levels that had the entire ward buzzing with excitement.

The best part is coming home to recuperate and having your four kids be magnetically drawn to the wound site.
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Re: Have you still got It ?

Postby Minnie the Minx » 26 Oct 2019, 02:46

mission wrote:I have had my appendix removed twice. Just in the last year and a half, actually.

January last year - New Year's Eve to be precise - I had laparoscopic (sic) surgery to remove my appendix. Six months later I was feeling as crook as a dog, with pretty much the same symptoms as when I had appendicitis but thought it couldn't possibly be that as I had had mine removed.

Turns out, after the fucking thing got so inflamed I got peritonitis and had to lose part of my bowel as well, that the bit left behind was large enough to become infected again. It's called stump appendicitis and is pretty rare.

So now I have the three little scars from the initial surgery and two great big ones from the genuine removal, which saw a couple of thousand dollars worth of surgical staples close up my bowel, the drain site get infected and my infection markers reach levels that had the entire ward buzzing with excitement.

The best part is coming home to recuperate and having your four kids be magnetically drawn to the wound site.


Shitting hell. You were unlucky. I can't believe I missed this first time round!
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