Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby gash on ignore » 07 May 2018, 12:38

TOWIE's Gemma Collins suffers 'SWOLLEN VULVA' after gnat attack, and puts boyfriend James 'Arg' Argent on sex ban

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity- ... n-12495414
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby pcqgod » 15 May 2018, 00:08

Chinese family adopts puppy, turns out to be a bear.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/pe ... ailsignout
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 16 May 2018, 16:45

gash on ignore wrote:TOWIE's Gemma Collins suffers 'SWOLLEN VULVA' after gnat attack, and puts boyfriend James 'Arg' Argent on sex ban

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity- ... n-12495414


:shock:

I never heard of TOWIE before.

Now I wish it had stayed that way.

Ignorance is bliss.

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"For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow."

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby sloopjohnc » 17 May 2018, 00:29

Woman at Tim Horton's in Canada crapping in coffee shop and throwing it at employee.

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Thang-y » 17 May 2018, 06:56

American Airlines just banned emotional support hedgehogs

https://www.indy100.com/article/america ... og-8354446

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 17 May 2018, 13:10

sloopjohnc wrote:Woman at Tim Horton's in Canada crapping in coffee shop and throwing it at employee.



Exceptional.

This should have been the winner of the Euro Song Contest.
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby souphound » 17 May 2018, 14:06

sloopjohnc wrote:Woman at Tim Horton's in Canada crapping in coffee shop and throwing it at employee.



Canadians, eh?
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Copehead » 20 May 2018, 17:48

http://www.dougiewallace.com/harrodsburg/

Not so much a bizarre news story as bizarre photo reportage, especially Harrodsburg.

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby yomptepi » 20 May 2018, 21:04

Copehead wrote:http://www.dougiewallace.com/harrodsburg/

Not so much a bizarre news story as bizarre photo reportage, especially Harrodsburg.

The guys in the Vers@ce velour tracksuits are the biz


Ah The Arabs in 'Arrods....
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby gash on ignore » Today, 09:30

Diamond Dog wrote:
That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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