Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby souphound » 20 Apr 2017, 21:19

Footy wrote:Last week, I discovered that the cordless drill I bought about 5 years ago is, in fact, a cordless screwdiver.

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby northernsky » 27 Apr 2017, 14:15

http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/semi-naked-man-brings-humber-bridge-to-standstill/story-30296274-detail/story.html

Clearly, the crucial part of this story is the Capri Sun.
Everyone would just have ignored him if he'd been swigging an Orangina.

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Deebank » 27 Apr 2017, 15:49

I was in Ireland last week and there was a story on the cover of the Irish Mirror (something like) 'Father killed by 40 tons of cheese'

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/co ... 37649.html
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Apr 2017, 17:34

What a whey to go.
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Postby The Great Defector » 27 Apr 2017, 17:39

:lol:
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby pcqgod » 25 May 2017, 20:13

Since no one else seems to be talking about body slam-gate, I'll just post this here:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpos ... 96ba003981
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Nikki Gradual » 26 May 2017, 07:51

Cruellest, most effective prank call ever. After two hours of humiliation, he even phoned "ugly" and "beast" and persuaded them to go back for another half hour of humiliation.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/one-armed-mum-daughter-ridden-10477619
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby The Great Defector » 26 May 2017, 14:34

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40055458

Gianforte wins Montana vote despite 'body slam' charge
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby souphound » 22 Jun 2017, 17:43

Footy wrote:Last week, I discovered that the cordless drill I bought about 5 years ago is, in fact, a cordless screwdiver.

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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby The Great Defector » 22 Jun 2017, 17:44

The Queen reported to West Yorkshire Police for 'not wearing seat belt'



http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-40359502
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Re: Funny old world, a repository for bizarre news stories

Postby Bride Of Sea Of Tunes » 22 Jun 2017, 17:52

The Great Defector wrote:
The Queen reported to West Yorkshire Police for 'not wearing seat belt'



http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-40359502


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