Say, hypothetically, you are a minor celebrity. Maybe an up and coming actor that's been in a few acclaimed TV dramas..- but you've got tax problems.
Your accountant says you can clear it all by going on some reality TV show. Big money - you have no choice. Except which one to do...
Celebrity Big Brother
In The Jungle with Ant & Dec
Master Chef
Strictly Ballroom Dancing
Celebrity Humiliated by Alan Sugar
You've got Clare Balding, Jamiroquai, Lofty from Eastenders and disgraced Tory MP Jonathan Aitken already signed up.
To sweeten the blow you can chose another celeb who you think you might get on with just to make the time go a little quicker.
Who you gonna call?
Your Celebrity Challenge
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Re: Your Celebrity Challenge
Strictly is by the far most interesting out of that lot - you learn how to dance (or that you are rubbish at it).
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Jess Ennis.
I kept thinking "swim as far as you can, swim as far as you can".
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Siren wrote:Strictly is by the far most interesting out of that lot - you learn how to dance (or that you are rubbish at it).
Jess Ennis.
I agree. me too.
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Re: Your Celebrity Challenge
Dancing is rubbish
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Re: Your Celebrity Challenge
The programmes you listed are all shit. I'd have to go for Celebrity Mastermind (and forgo any big cash prizes).
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It's got to be Strictly, for the frocks and the spangles and the ability to trip the light fantastic.
I'm a big fan of Clare Balding anyway. My own choice of celeb.....? That's a tough one. I'm torn between Kathy Burke, Paul O'Grady or Lee Mack.
OH! Whatshisface from Apprentice.......Nick Hewer!!! He'd be ace.
I'm a big fan of Clare Balding anyway. My own choice of celeb.....? That's a tough one. I'm torn between Kathy Burke, Paul O'Grady or Lee Mack.
OH! Whatshisface from Apprentice.......Nick Hewer!!! He'd be ace.
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Thesiger wrote:The programmes you listed are all shit.
That's the point!
It's how you feel can take part in a humiliating TV experience and retain some dignity.
Anyway I'll go for Masterchef with the drummer from Cud. Who wouldn't want to watch that?
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Re: Your Celebrity Challenge
Celebrity Big Brother.
With John Lydon.
Piece of piss.
With John Lydon.
Piece of piss.
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Dog Lazonby wrote:Celebrity Big Brother.
With John Lydon.
Piece of piss.
Sounds like Cluedo
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Masterchef. You wouldn't have to watch other contestants piss or hear them tossing off in a hammock.
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