Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Jude » 10 Jul 2012, 18:28

close-up of an Ivory Coast 'layabout' wrote:Who is hotter?
Nick wrote:FFS :roll:

... remember that Nigella is a snooty Tory bint, and have a fucking word with yourselves fellas.
Irrelevant to the question.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Insouciant Western People » 10 Jul 2012, 18:41

Jude wrote:
close-up of an Ivory Coast 'layabout' wrote:Who is hotter?
Nick wrote:FFS :roll:

... remember that Nigella is a snooty Tory bint, and have a fucking word with yourselves fellas.
Irrelevant to the question.
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Untrue.

Unless you're some sort of foul deviant, it's nigh on impossible to find a Tory sexy.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby yomptepi » 10 Jul 2012, 18:59

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But he's got smashing tits..........


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...all around him!



* gets all excited *

Oooooo some proper politicians at last!!!
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Neige » 10 Jul 2012, 19:45

petite doesn't turn me on much, so Nigella!

...and some food porn

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Prof » 10 Jul 2012, 19:45

yomptepi wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
Thesiger wrote:
But he's got smashing tits..........


Image

...all around him!



* gets all excited *

Oooooo some proper politicians at last!!!


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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Chuck [Bot] » 10 Jul 2012, 19:55

Diamond Dog wrote:
Thesiger wrote:
But he's got smashing tits..........


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...all around him!


Perfect dartboard material. :)
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Slider » 10 Jul 2012, 20:04

I've met Kylie a few times (and I was at the Agent Provocateur shoot).
She is one of the sweetest people I ever came across (ooer!).
And she is fabulously beautiful - even at 9am with no make up on.

But only a queerboy would rather put his cock in her than in Nigella.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Diamond Dog » 10 Jul 2012, 20:13

yomptepi wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:
Thesiger wrote:
But he's got smashing tits..........


Image

...all around him!



* gets all excited *

Oooooo some proper politicians at last!!!


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These were the real ones....
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 10 Jul 2012, 20:21

The Slider wrote:I've met Kylie a few times (and I was at the Agent Provocateur shoot)


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:lol:

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby CatnHat » 10 Jul 2012, 20:41

the hanging monkey wrote:She's got massive knockers for a prop forward.


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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby John Mc » 10 Jul 2012, 20:57

The Slider wrote:I've met Kylie a few times. And she is fabulously beautiful - even at 9am with no make up on.
But only a queerboy would rather put his cock in her than in Nigella.


Oooh! :shock: Get you!
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby John Mc » 10 Jul 2012, 20:58

The Slider wrote:I've met Kylie a few times (and I was at the Agent Provocateur shoot).


Did you, Ken?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Thesiger » 11 Jul 2012, 09:04

John Mc wrote:
The Slider wrote:I've met Kylie a few times (and I was at the Agent Provocateur shoot).


Did you, Ken?


Did he ken what?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Hugh » 11 Jul 2012, 09:11

Did he ken her in the biblical sense think.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Prof » 11 Jul 2012, 09:15



Probably helps explain another thread too ;)

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Billybob Dylan » 11 Jul 2012, 15:07

close-up of an Ivory Coast 'layabout' wrote:
The Slider wrote:I've met Kylie a few times (and I was at the Agent Provocateur shoot)


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:lol:

Why not? I was at a Page 3 shoot once.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Nolamike » 11 Jul 2012, 15:29

Can I just have one of each, please?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Slider » 11 Jul 2012, 17:35

I worked at the time for Wax, the new media agency responsible for the AP website.
The video was 'our' concept - it was shot for their online portal - and although we had nothing to do with the actual filming, two of us managed to blag a day at the studio out of it as 'executive artistic consultants'
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Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby brotherlouie » 11 Jul 2012, 19:41

The Slider wrote:'executive artistic consultants'


= dirty old men having a Jodrell behind the curtains.*









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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby John Mc » 11 Jul 2012, 19:50

I've sometimes wondered about what would have happened if Kylie had had a fling with, say, Pete Wylie, instead of Nick Cave, and they'd perhaps ended up together.

Pete Minogue has rather a ring to it, wouldn't you say?
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