Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Nige
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63%
Kyles
9
38%
 
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Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 09 Jul 2012, 18:58

Who is hotter?

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Goat Boy » 09 Jul 2012, 19:01

15 year old boys would choose Kylie. Real men choose Nigella.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Footy » 09 Jul 2012, 19:17

Nigella. What's Kylie going to cook?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 09 Jul 2012, 19:19

Kylie looks quite lady-like these days but 10, 15 years ago she was one of the sexiest women on the planet.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Footy » 09 Jul 2012, 19:27

close-up of an Ivory Coast 'layabout' wrote:Kylie looks quite lady-like these days but 10, 15 years ago she was one of the sexiest women on the planet.


Agreed. But can she cook?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby quix » 09 Jul 2012, 19:28

they're both parodies of themselves.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Seymore Porn » 09 Jul 2012, 19:31

Kylie had the sexiest farter I've ever seen.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby the hanging monkey » 09 Jul 2012, 19:39

Goat Boy wrote:15 year old boys would choose Kylie. Real men choose Nigella.


It seems to me that it's mainly women and gay men that go for Kylie.

Nigella every time for me.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Modernist » 09 Jul 2012, 19:46

I was told by someone, not a million miles from this site, that Nigella won't allow herself to be shot from the bust down because she's got so large.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Kid P » 09 Jul 2012, 19:49

Both appear to have had their faces cryogenically frozen in some kind of grotesque Joker/Alfred E Newman pose

Nigella's got cracking tits though
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Goat Boy » 09 Jul 2012, 19:59

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Prof » 09 Jul 2012, 20:04

Worked the opposite way for her dad

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He's still incredibly ugly thou.... and a Tory.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Thesiger » 09 Jul 2012, 20:19

The Prof wrote:Worked the opposite way for her dad

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He's still incredibly ugly thou.... and a Tory.


But he's got smashing tits!
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Jul 2012, 20:26

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But he's got smashing tits..........


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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Phil T » 09 Jul 2012, 20:33

Nigella by a million miles.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Jude » 09 Jul 2012, 21:18

Nigella, easily.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Quaco » 09 Jul 2012, 21:19

Though JC always seems to post strangely (to me) unattractive pictures of KM, I think I prefer her. Although I have cooked NL's Guinness cake (courtesy of John Slider) and it was really good!
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Jude » 09 Jul 2012, 21:22

Quaco wrote:Though JC always seems to post strangely (to me) unattractive pictures of KM
I was going to mention that. It's not the best photo of Kylie, but a cracking one of Nigella.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 09 Jul 2012, 21:24

Jude wrote:
Quaco wrote:Though JC always seems to post strangely (to me) unattractive pictures of KM
I was going to mention that. It's not the best photo of Kylie, but a cracking one of Nigella.


I wanted a recent-ish photo of Kylie, that's all.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Insouciant Western People » 09 Jul 2012, 23:30

FFS :roll:

Watch this video, remember that Nigella is a snooty Tory bint, and have a fucking word with yourselves fellas.

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