Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

[Hugh]

I've sometimes wondered about what would have happened if Kylie had had a fling with, say, Pete Wylie, instead of Nick Cave, and they'd perhaps ended up together.

Pete Minogue has rather a ring to it, wouldn't you say?

My mate Jim has the same surname as Pete and he's convinced that's the only reason Kylie won't marry him.

[bobzilla77]

One of my favorite Top Chef contests was when the chef-testants had to deliver breakfast in bed to Padma Lakshmi and Nigella, clad in bathrobes.

[The Slider]

They could have lived in a seaside town in North Yorkshire for added fun

[Heilan Coo]

Whitby? I don't get it.

[The Slider]

Highly unlikley

[Limpin' Jez McKenzie]

Whitby? I don't get it.

No - Kylie & Pete = Street, Streeet market, Market Harborough, Scarborough

[John Mc]

No, Filey for Kylie and Wylie, surely?

[The Slider]

Maybe they could adopt that young lass who was in Hannah Montana

[Limpin' Jez McKenzie]

No, Filey for Kylie and Wylie, surely?

[slaps head] Of Course!!! Why didn't I think of that?? Or Heilan Coo for that matter?

[Limpin' Jez McKenzie]

Maybe they could adopt that young lass who was in Hannah Montana

Emily Osment?

[Hugh]

No, Filey for Kylie and Wylie, surely?

[slaps head] Of Course!!! Why didn't I think of that?? Or Heilan Coo for that matter?

I find it is best not to think of Heilan Coo.

[The Slider]

I find it is best not to think of Heilan Coo.

I've sometimes wondered about what would have happened if Betty Boo had had a fling with him and they'd perhaps ended up together.

[The Slider]

and maybe they could have lived in Sutton Hoo

[The Slider]

and had kids called Sue and Drew

[Hugh]

If Betty married me I would gladly take her surname.

[Belle Lettre]

Huge boo-boo?

[Hugh]

It probably would be, yes

[John Mc]

So it's 1977, and a 16-year old Nigella is in the audience at The Vortex...

[naughty boy]

these chicks any good?