Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Hugh » 11 Jul 2012, 19:52

John Mc wrote:I've sometimes wondered about what would have happened if Kylie had had a fling with, say, Pete Wylie, instead of Nick Cave, and they'd perhaps ended up together.

Pete Minogue has rather a ring to it, wouldn't you say?


My mate Jim has the same surname as Pete and he's convinced that's the only reason Kylie won't marry him.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby bobzilla77 » 11 Jul 2012, 20:27

One of my favorite Top Chef contests was when the chef-testants had to deliver breakfast in bed to Padma Lakshmi and Nigella, clad in bathrobes.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Slider » 12 Jul 2012, 16:46

They could have lived in a seaside town in North Yorkshire for added fun
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Heilan Coo » 12 Jul 2012, 16:47

Whitby? I don't get it.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Slider » 12 Jul 2012, 16:50

Highly unlikley
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 12 Jul 2012, 16:50

Heilan Coo wrote:Whitby? I don't get it.


No - Kylie & Pete = Street, Streeet market, Market Harborough, Scarborough
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby John Mc » 12 Jul 2012, 17:10

No, Filey for Kylie and Wylie, surely?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby The Slider » 12 Jul 2012, 17:12

Maybe they could adopt that young lass who was in Hannah Montana
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 12 Jul 2012, 17:15

John Mc wrote:No, Filey for Kylie and Wylie, surely?


[slaps head] Of Course!!! Why didn't I think of that?? Or Heilan Coo for that matter?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 12 Jul 2012, 17:17

The Slider wrote:Maybe they could adopt that young lass who was in Hannah Montana



Emily Osment?

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Hugh » 12 Jul 2012, 17:45

Siren wrote:
John Mc wrote:No, Filey for Kylie and Wylie, surely?


[slaps head] Of Course!!! Why didn't I think of that?? Or Heilan Coo for that matter?


I find it is best not to think of Heilan Coo.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

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Hugh wrote:I find it is best not to think of Heilan Coo.




I've sometimes wondered about what would have happened if Betty Boo had had a fling with him and they'd perhaps ended up together.
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

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and maybe they could have lived in Sutton Hoo
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

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and had kids called Sue and Drew
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Hugh » 12 Jul 2012, 17:57

If Betty married me I would gladly take her surname.

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Belle Lettre » 12 Jul 2012, 17:59

Huge boo-boo?
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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby Hugh » 12 Jul 2012, 18:02

It probably would be, yes

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby John Mc » 12 Jul 2012, 18:27

So it's 1977, and a 16-year old Nigella is in the audience at The Vortex...

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Re: Nigella Lawson vs Kylie Minogue

Postby BOLLY BEE » 02 Feb 2018, 23:19

these chicks any good?
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