Baron Benevolent wrote:It's a damn shame.Nolamike wrote:kath wrote:even one my most beluvved of sea crittern, the oyster, should be cooked before eating.
excusez-moi, bitches, but i am no less an oyster lover just cuz i don't like em raw. i love my oysters deep-fried, in soups, in stews, broiled, baked, barbecued, bienvilled, bedipped, brockerfellered and in bitchin configurations of my own design. i daresay i've eaten more oysters in my life than both of ye combined. and yet ye have the nerve to imply i am a lesser being, a pathetic case, simply cuz i hate the taste and texture of oysters raw???
i won't be having any of this, i can tell yew. oh no.
i might even point out that the whole raw oyster craze was a fluke, a joke, anything BUT the oysterian letter of the culinary law some make it out to be... that it all started out as a drunken bet between two rich bastards from new orleans, in the 18th century, after they spent a week shooting absinthe and dancin barefoot on slugs in the ole garden district. google it up if ya don't know it. the raw-oyster eating that's sposed to be so 'naturally n'awlins'~~which all other oyster-eaters elsewhere in the world imitate cuz they think new orleans things make em hip~~is really a fake, a manufactured ploy designed by a guy who wanted to win a bet on what he could "sell" to people as an edible craze, people being the gullible sheep they so truly are. talk about irony, knockin me for not following the flock. when you eat oysters raw, it's like buying a zulu coconut offa ebay or making a hurricane from a powdered mix only a hundred times worse, cuz some rich jerkwad invented that coconut and that hurricane in the first place just to make money offa how stoopit y'all really are. geezussss. i can only hope that yer pickin up on a valuable lesson here, one that'll allow you to see things from a proper historical perspective, cuz if ya do, you'll realize that, even though i'm making it all up for the helluvit while i'm bored spitless and waitin for my fucquin roast to finish, it could be true, and even if it isnt, y'all really need to get up offa my ass about it, or i'll track ya both down and show you the true meaning of shucked.