Battle of the Starters

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

I'll start with....

1. Garlic bread
4
14%
2. Garlic mushrooms
3
10%
3. Poppadoms
2
7%
4. Samosas
5
17%
5. Onion bhajis
2
7%
6. Spring rolls
0
No votes
7. Prawn toast
3
10%
8. Pakora
0
No votes
9. Melon
1
3%
10. Prawn cocktail
0
No votes
11. Some kind of soup
2
7%
12. Chicken livers
3
10%
13. Shish kebab
1
3%
14. Bits of bread and some fresh butter
2
7%
15. Something that involves hummus
1
3%
 
Total votes: 29

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Battle of the Starters

Postby Minnie the Minx » 14 Mar 2012, 22:36

What's the best thing to eat before you eat?
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby wilson » 14 Mar 2012, 22:37

Where's John Martin when you need him?
Oh well, what the feck.

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Insouciant Western People » 14 Mar 2012, 22:40

Depends what your main is, I guess. I like all of the above.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Insouciant Western People » 14 Mar 2012, 22:41

You missed off chargrilled Greek sardines though, the ones they do at the Eureka Greek restaurant on Myrtle Street in Liverpool.

They are the finest thing ever created by humankind.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby clive gash » 14 Mar 2012, 22:43

Boquerones en vinagre.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Goat Boy » 14 Mar 2012, 22:45

Where's the pint option?
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Snarfyguy » 14 Mar 2012, 22:48

Goat Boy wrote:Where's the pint option?

If you're on a PC you can just press the Control key and the letter P simultaneously.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby The Modernist » 14 Mar 2012, 22:48

Where's the bloody peking duck?

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Dr. Baron » 14 Mar 2012, 22:49

Oysters
duh.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Insouciant Western People » 14 Mar 2012, 22:50

Goat Boy wrote:Where's the pint option?


Pint of what?
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby wilson » 14 Mar 2012, 22:51

Cast Iron Baron wrote:Oysters
duh.


NOT.

On the menu, that is.
Oh well, what the feck.

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Dr. Baron » 14 Mar 2012, 22:52

wilson wrote:
Cast Iron Baron wrote:Oysters
duh.


NOT.

On the menu, that is.


Then I'll have the sardines, thanks.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Insouciant Western People » 14 Mar 2012, 22:53

Cast Iron Baron wrote:
Then I'll have the sardines, thanks.


Good lad.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby wilson » 14 Mar 2012, 22:55

Cast Iron Baron wrote:
wilson wrote:
Cast Iron Baron wrote:Oysters
duh.


NOT.

On the menu, that is.


Then I'll have the sardines, thanks.


This waiter is about to smack you.
Oh well, what the feck.

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Goat Boy » 14 Mar 2012, 22:56

Nick wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Where's the pint option?


Pint of what?


Pakoras!
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby Dr. Baron » 14 Mar 2012, 22:57

He can fuck himself then, I won't order a goddamn fucking "starter" and, just for that, I don't want any booze either.
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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby wilson » 14 Mar 2012, 22:59

Cast Iron Baron wrote:He can fuck himself then, I won't order a goddamn fucking "starter" and, just for that, I don't want any booze either.


Listen mate, we don't want your kind around here.

Our restaurant has a good name. We don't need the likes of you sullying it.
Oh well, what the feck.

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby yomptepi » 14 Mar 2012, 22:59

Hummus
You don't like me...do you?

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby wilson » 14 Mar 2012, 23:00

yomptepi wrote:Hummus


a tune?
Oh well, what the feck.

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Re: Battle of the Starters

Postby clive gash » 14 Mar 2012, 23:01

yomptepi wrote:Hummus


Fuck off Fartpants.
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