If you had a HOCKEY STICK...

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If you had a HOCKEY STICK...

Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 00:37

...would you shoot right or left?

Think about it.

This is a very important question.

Do not fool around.
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Postby clive gash » 29 Feb 2012, 00:53

I ain't a broad so I've never used a hockey stick - right?
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 00:56

clive gash wrote:I ain't a broad so I've never used a hockey stick - right?


I've been sharpening my elbows, Clive. Watch out.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 00:56

Anyway, I'm right handed, but I shoot left. Howabout that!
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Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 29 Feb 2012, 01:00

No ice, no shooting.
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Postby kath » 29 Feb 2012, 01:23

i didn't know you could use guns in hockey.
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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 01:32

He shoots, he SCORRRRRRES!!!

I played Ringette - I'm right-handed but shoot left. Our brains are well-rounded. :)

I don't golf, but mini-golf I hit right. What's that about?
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 01:42

I hit right in golf, too! WTF!
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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 01:42

Wait - maybe I hit left at mini-golf. Yeah. I look left. Oops.

When I worked, I carried a tray opposite from most right-handed people. I carried it on the right.
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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 01:44

Loki Avon wrote:Wait - maybe I hit left at mini-golf. Yeah. I look left. Oops.

When I worked, I carried a tray opposite from most right-handed people. I carried it on the right.


I'm confused now - with golf, I look left, but it seems my right hand is the guider, so...?? Arghh
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 01:47

Loki Avon wrote:
Loki Avon wrote:Wait - maybe I hit left at mini-golf. Yeah. I look left. Oops.

When I worked, I carried a tray opposite from most right-handed people. I carried it on the right.


I'm confused now - with golf, I look left, but it seems my right hand is the guider, so...?? Arghh


If you're looking toward your left shoulder, you're hitting right.
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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 01:48

Thinking about it more (this is IMPORTANT!) I think I swing both ways.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 01:50

Loki Avon wrote:Thinking about it more (this is IMPORTANT!) I think I swing both ways.


That is not what this thread is about!
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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 01:54

Maybe it should be. Didja ever think of that?
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 01:56

Loki Avon wrote:Maybe it should be. Didja ever think of that?


Start your own thread, hussy.
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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 01:56

Yes Sir.
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Postby yellowjacket » 29 Feb 2012, 02:12

Harvey K-Tel wrote:...would you shoot right or left?

Think about it.

This is a very important question.

Do not fool around.

To be honest that question is going to be answered depending upon if you are left or right handed....Sticks are made for both style of playing..............just like guitars!
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Postby Dr Markus » 29 Feb 2012, 02:14

Ice hockey, that's that pussy sport where they wear all them pads in case someone has an owie and hurt themselves. Aaaaahhh bless.
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Postby harvey k-tel » 29 Feb 2012, 02:15

yellowjacket wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:...would you shoot right or left?

Think about it.

This is a very important question.

Do not fool around.

To be honest that question is going to be answered depending upon if you are left or right handed....Sticks are made for both style of playing..............just like guitars!


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Postby Loki » 29 Feb 2012, 02:16

yellowjacket wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:...would you shoot right or left?

Think about it.

This is a very important question.

Do not fool around.

To be honest that question is going to be answered depending upon if you are left or right handed....Sticks are made for both style of playing..............just like guitars!

Clearly you haven't read this thread.
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