Where does Santa really live?

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Where does Santa really live?

Greenland
0
No votes
Finland
1
20%
North Pole
2
40%
he sleeps on Footy's floor
2
40%
 
Total votes: 5

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Where does Santa really live?

Postby GoogaMooga » 24 Dec 2011, 09:05

We know from Mike Love that he goes to Kokomo on vacation, but where does he really live? In Denmark there are three schools of thought: Greenland, Finland, North Pole. That's why a poll is needed so we can clear up the confusion!
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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 24 Dec 2011, 12:01

In IKEA.
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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby Zong » 24 Dec 2011, 12:13

er.....googa, there's something we need to tell you about Santa as it appears your parents didn't have the heart...
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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby Zong » 24 Dec 2011, 12:15

Anyway, Lapland is specifically where he is said to dwell.....however Lapland covers sections of the 3 North Scandinavian countries and Russia, so it's not very specific at all. I'll vote Finland by default then. I'd hope he'd be at least near Australia to get started by now though.
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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby Hugh » 24 Dec 2011, 12:53

Why does Santa have three gardens?



So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 24 Dec 2011, 13:00

Prostitute 1 : "What will you ask Santa this year?"

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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby yellowjacket » 25 Dec 2011, 17:26

GoogaMooga wrote:We know from Mike Love that he goes to Kokomo on vacation, but where does he really live? In Denmark there are three schools of thought: Greenland, Finland, North Pole. That's why a poll is needed so we can clear up the confusion!
ecause
It must be the North Pole because that is where all the mail is addressed to that Santa gets.....
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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby sloopjohnc » 25 Dec 2011, 18:13

Walk In My Shadow wrote:In IKEA.


Close to the meatballs, I figure.
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Re: Where does Santa really live?

Postby Sneelock » 28 Dec 2011, 23:35

Santa lives in Pomona.
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