Where does Santa really live?
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Where does Santa really live?
We know from Mike Love that he goes to Kokomo on vacation, but where does he really live? In Denmark there are three schools of thought: Greenland, Finland, North Pole. That's why a poll is needed so we can clear up the confusion!
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Re: Where does Santa really live?
er.....googa, there's something we need to tell you about Santa as it appears your parents didn't have the heart...
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Re: Where does Santa really live?
Anyway, Lapland is specifically where he is said to dwell.....however Lapland covers sections of the 3 North Scandinavian countries and Russia, so it's not very specific at all. I'll vote Finland by default then. I'd hope he'd be at least near Australia to get started by now though.
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Re: Where does Santa really live?
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
So he can hoe, hoe, hoe.
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Re: Where does Santa really live?
Prostitute 1 : "What will you ask Santa this year?"
Prostitute 2 : "Same rate as last year."
Prostitute 2 : "Same rate as last year."
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Re: Where does Santa really live?
ecauseGoogaMooga wrote:We know from Mike Love that he goes to Kokomo on vacation, but where does he really live? In Denmark there are three schools of thought: Greenland, Finland, North Pole. That's why a poll is needed so we can clear up the confusion!
It must be the North Pole because that is where all the mail is addressed to that Santa gets.....
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Re: Where does Santa really live?
Walk In My Shadow wrote:In IKEA.
Close to the meatballs, I figure.
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