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in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Billybob Dylan » 04 Dec 2011, 20:56

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Nikki Gradual wrote:...they would be in a position to make a similar judgment on the size of my miniscule cock.


James, you must not let these body shape issues get their insidious grip on your self-esteem.

Your manhood is in perfect proportion to the rest of you.

I wish I was 3' 6".
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Postby Seymore Porn » 04 Dec 2011, 21:40

Joe Baxter wrote:I haven't been with a woman with big tits for 35 years, but I dated one last night and we;re going out again tonight .................

I am now convinced - big is beautiful :twisted:
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Re: women with big tits

Postby sensi » 04 Dec 2011, 22:37

Women with big tits make great avatars :twisted:

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Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Dec 2011, 23:14

sensemeliaparupapumpum wrote:Women with big tits make great avatars :twisted:


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Re: women with big tits

Postby Count Machuki » 05 Dec 2011, 01:14

where are the fucking pictures on this thread?!
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Postby Count Machuki » 05 Dec 2011, 01:15

Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 05 Dec 2011, 01:33

Count Machuki wrote:http://www.bcb-board.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=30244


Too big.

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Postby Heilan Coo » 05 Dec 2011, 14:32

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Sorry, Davey, the "city centre car park" thread you're looking for is on Page 3. Hope this helps.
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Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 05 Dec 2011, 14:35

the hanging monkey wrote:
blue sky wrote:
the hanging monkey wrote:So are Fartpants'.

Has he got moobs?


Like you would never believe...

The sexy bitch.


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Re: women with big tits

Postby the hanging monkey » 05 Dec 2011, 14:41

It won't cost much to get that little thing removed, surely?
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 05 Dec 2011, 14:47

the hanging monkey wrote:It won't cost much to get that little thing removed, surely?


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Re: women with big tits

Postby Thorp » 29 Dec 2017, 09:43

from before we was woke

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Joe Baxter » 10 Jan 2018, 15:52

Seymore Porn wrote:I haven't been with a woman with big tits for 35 years, but I dated one last night and we're going out again tonight .................

Update, it got to be verging on a domestic situation, but the massive hooters, and they WERE massive, were a pain in the arse. I enjoy foreplay and always try to please a woman when in bed, but fannying about with massive jugs for an hour was getting to be a real chore. It wasn't that which ended thew romance though. The dear lady had a real go at me over nothing, she got the heave, and actually got an emissary to come to a jam night to see if she would be welcome. The emissary was told that of course she would be welcome, but not in a romantic way.
Anyway, any more than a handful is a waste - the same goes for arses.

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Re: women with big tits

Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 10 Jan 2018, 16:04

real?
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Joe Baxter » 10 Jan 2018, 16:50

Yes.

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Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 10 Jan 2018, 18:56

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Goat Boy » 10 Jan 2018, 19:02

Do you have her number?
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Joe Baxter » 11 Jan 2018, 01:26

Goat Boy wrote:Do you have her number?

No, but I can show you where she lives.

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Postby Dr Markus » 11 Jan 2018, 02:15

Joe Baxter wrote:
Goat Boy wrote:Do you have her number?

No, but I can show you where she lives.


You there now? :?
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Loki » 11 Jan 2018, 08:27

the hanging monkey wrote:It won't cost much to get that little thing removed, surely?

They don't remove it. They turn it inside out and construct a vagina.

Vice versa with females.
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