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in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

hm

yes!
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no!
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Total votes: 38

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Re: women with big tits

Postby blue sky » 03 Dec 2011, 21:52

the hanging monkey wrote:
blue sky wrote:
the hanging monkey wrote:So are Fartpants'.

Has he got moobs?


Like you would never believe...

The sexy bitch.

I wonder if he'll let me cop a feel.
I like man tits.


Now that's a lie!

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Re: women with big tits

Postby the hanging monkey » 03 Dec 2011, 21:53

I reckon he will.

You might have to buy him a pint though.
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Re: women with big tits

Postby pcqgod » 03 Dec 2011, 21:54

Shape and placement are the key.
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Re: women with big tits

Postby blue sky » 03 Dec 2011, 21:55

And a vindaloo I imagine

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Re: women with big tits

Postby the hanging monkey » 03 Dec 2011, 21:56

blue sky wrote:And a vindaloo I imagine


Only on a weekend.

A kebab should suffice on a week night.
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Re: women with big tits

Postby blue sky » 03 Dec 2011, 21:59

the hanging monkey wrote:
blue sky wrote:And a vindaloo I imagine


Only on a weekend.

A kebab should suffice on a week night.

He's a cheap date.
What does he offer for sex or is that too much to ask?

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Re: women with big tits

Postby the hanging monkey » 03 Dec 2011, 22:01

A parmo with extra chilli sauce and he will do absolutely anything you want.
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Re: women with big tits

Postby blue sky » 03 Dec 2011, 22:04

the hanging monkey wrote:A parmo with extra chilli sauce and he will do absolutely anything you want.

Well he won't be going down with chilli round his gob :o

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Wally Bingbang » 03 Dec 2011, 22:07

pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.


Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.
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Postby Billy » 03 Dec 2011, 22:16

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.


Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.


One or two?

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Wally Bingbang » 03 Dec 2011, 22:17

Billy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.


Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.


One or two?


Two milks in my tea, please.
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Postby Billy » 03 Dec 2011, 22:21

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Billy wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:[quote="pcqgod"]Shape and placement are the key.


Roundish and somewhat near the chest works for me.


One or two?


Two milks in my tea, please.[/quote]

One squirt from each, huh?

Incidentally, any one ever had to eat anything made from breastmilk? Hmmm ..... I was conned once ..

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Re: women with big tits

Postby quix » 03 Dec 2011, 23:01

Billy wrote:
Incidentally, any one ever had to eat anything made from breastmilk? Hmmm ..... I was conned once ..


not made from... but it just tastes like sugar water.

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Re: women with big tits

Postby Hugh » 04 Dec 2011, 00:00

I know Coan is always trying to get us to post more threads to make the board more invigorating but this isn't really the way to go, is it?

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Re: women with big tits

Postby der nister » 04 Dec 2011, 05:33

We Wish Hugh A Merry Christmas wrote:I know Coan is always trying to get us to post more threads to make the board more invigorating but this isn't really the way to go, is it?


sometimes its the breast we/he can do
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 04 Dec 2011, 10:27

I'm a small tits man meself.
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Re: women with big tits

Postby LMG » 04 Dec 2011, 10:33

Nikki Gradual wrote:...they would be in a position to make a similar judgment on the size of my miniscule cock.


James, you must not let these body shape issues get their insidious grip on your self-esteem.

Your manhood is in perfect proportion to the rest of you.
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 04 Dec 2011, 10:39

LMG wrote:
Nikki Gradual wrote:...they would be in a position to make a similar judgment on the size of my miniscule cock.


James, you must not let these body shape issues get their insidious grip on your self-esteem.

Your manhood is in perfect proportion to the rest of you.



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Re: women with big tits

Postby Belle Lettre » 04 Dec 2011, 11:08

the hanging monkey wrote:With like, six nipples? Blimey.

:lol:
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Re: women with big tits

Postby Davey the Fat Boy » 04 Dec 2011, 20:35

pcqgod wrote:Shape and placement are the key.


Proximity and access are the most important attributes to me.
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